German:
Dat bein GARBAGE, mahn!!!
You'n vas askt to bring don vheelbarrow and jhu sho'n uppen vit en sanden pail ahn teaspoon!!!
Vahts don matter vit you??? Jhu gotten too muchen hair in den ears??
Ahm tellen jhu, mahn, ahm haven no experience in to do dah voice-obers but dat ah tink ah kin duhum veriwelll if gibben haf den chancen.
French:
Oh plis, misseur, surely you do not ahspect me to beleve soesh nohnsense. In Pardee vee endevour to restrain ourselves frohm sush vagurees and teck everdree ahportunity to esspress ouir selves clearly and conscisely.
British:
What a lotta tosh!
Scottish:
As haed of dah klan, McKahnder, I'll be maekin the desishuns hare. Wuhl be gathrin' yonder on Klemskys shedroof far da rist of dah dey; puttin' the finnishun' touches on dehr new bahhk parch.
High School Graduate.
Worked for 2 years with an advertising agency in my home town, which was a full service agency. I was an illustrator but was called upon to do voice overs for radio and T.V. ads back in the early 70s.
I have been singing solos, publicly, since I was 16 years old. I will leave it to you to decide how good or bad my voice is. Most like my singing, extremely well.
I have been a commercial sign designer for the better part of 35 years but over the last year become very interested in doing voice-overs.
My Laptop computer with built-in webcam.
I have been a graphic designer for the last 40 years, involved in print media, and electronic displays on a large scale, designing signs for various casinos in Las Vegas and Arizona.