I worked as a bit actor in Los Angeles for three years, which included stints doing radio commercials, and hosting a fundraising infomercial for a B-level movie studio. I also have performed in numerous live plays written around historical religious rites, including playing Andy Warhol in a special presentation of The Rite of Saturn in Los Angeles in 2006. On top of that, I have over thirty years of sales and telemarketing experience. I also have worked as a professional psychic for twenty years.The point is that I speak well, and will happily do so for money.
As far as formal education, I attended private school in suburban Maryland as a child, and also attended Santa Barbara City College in Santa Barbara, California, where I studied history and mathematics. I attended numerous acting and comedy workshops in Los Angeles, including the Ha-Ha Club in North Hollywood.
I have a broad and fairly esoteric background which included