Jave Patterson

Irish, French, British, Australian, Asian, ghetto, Jewish mother, old man, dumb, stoner, intellectual, cartoon, sophisticated, crazy Ginzu knife salesman!

My experience includes work with the WWE, Toys R Us, Honda, NeoPets, The Discovery Channel, Wendy's and more. Most recently, I was chosen as the voice of SpyGear to represent their brand, selling to Saturday morning cartoon viewers. You have to be audibly exciting to retain the attention of an 8 year old! I was also the voice of Lone Star Beer in South Texas in the mid-90's. Part of my Lone Star experience was doing a mock broadcast where a giant armadillo invades San Antonio and crushes everything in its sight (think an audio Godzilla in Texas!). I've done multi-voice infomercials and podcasting, selling everything from nutrition programs to Amazon book writer business opportunities. I work in an office with five digital production studios, all using Sennheiser MD421 II Microphones and Symmetrix or Rane compressors along with digital consoles. My home studio utilizes the same, with a Yamaha USB board and microphones including the Electovoice RE27 and Blue Bird condenser. With a studio within arms length at all moments of the day, I can get prod work done in a matter of hours, not days or weeks in most circumstances.