Charles Van Horn

British, Southern United States, Homeless Drunk

I've done training videos and some acting, work IVR and hold messages/promotions. I DJ as well at a Karaoke bar, which requires me to actually fake appreciation for terrible singers, in a clear, concise manner. You ever tried to act happy that a drunk is coming up to sing "Sweet Caroline"? I practice often to be the announcer at a gentlemans club, because c'mon, I get to tell people if they touch the girls, they get thrown out.....and do so from a protected booth away from them. Theatre and Arts - Community College sometime in the 90's Held various non related jobs in sales, physical labor, and have yet to go into space. Did announcing and acting in water ski shows when I was a teen, which led me to have a slight phobia of blowing sand. I bought a guitar and sold it, as my tiny fingers prevented being able to play it well. So I bought Rock Band. I hope that doesn't make me sound like a loser. Used to write satire articles for a couple of websites, and like strange/weird news. I failed a creative writing class once. None at this time...HA Actually, upgrading and changing PC's and just built a new home office, so I will change and update