Name: Review for Holger Eberle by: client - 265438
Item: Holger Eberle
Rating: 5
Author: Client - 265438

Holger Eberle aka AquaeVoice – Voice Actor (Sprechalter 30–50), Audio Craftsman, Wine Philosopher, and Reasonably Sane Human Being Right. So here’s the thing. I talk for a living. Into a microphone. In a small, quiet room. Surrounded by blinking lights, vintage microphones, and half-finished glasses of Primitivo. You might say I’m a voice actor. But really, I’m more of a vocal alchemist: combining timing, tone, text and a splash of Cabernet Sauvignon to create something that doesn’t just sound good — it feels good. (Your script deserves to be more than just background noise, after all.) What do I sound like? Imagine your favourite wine telling a bedtime story. Or David Attenborough explaining a bizarre IKEA catalogue. Or a calm, intelligent narrator with a dry wit and a dash of Monty Python absurdity. I speak fluent German and crystal-clear international English, free from distracting accents — unless you want one. Then I’ll bring out the Bavarian, the Brit, or the oddly cheerful android. Studio Specs • Rode NT1-A for silky presence • Vintage Sennheisers for that gritty gravitas • A Shure SM58 from the 90s that refuses to die • Cubase (surgically EQ’d) • Focusrite Scarlett Solo (the 4th-gen one with optional fairy dust), and Universal Audio Volt 276 • Absolutely no background noise. Unless my dog howls backup. Clients include: Overload Studios, City of Baden-Baden, CMS Egypt, voices.com, Handwerkskammer Karlsruhe, mww gGmbH — and one guy who wanted a dramatic voiceover for his tortoise's birthday. (True story. Sort of.) Turnaround & Availability I deliver most projects within 24 hours. Often faster. Need a live-directed session? I offer that too — via Zoom. I wear headphones, nod thoughtfully, and pretend to be calm even when my software crashes. Live-Directed Hours: Mon–Tue: 08:00–18:00 CET Wed–Thu: 15:00–18:00 CET Fri: 12:00–18:00 Sat–Sun: Upon request, especially if wine is mentioned. What I offer: ✓ Commercials with character ✓ Documentaries with depth ✓ Audiobooks with atmosphere ✓ Imagefilms with elegance ✓ Explainers that don’t sound like an insurance hotline ✓ And scripts that need a human being, not just a voice. What I don’t do: ✗ Shouting into a tin can ✗ “Epic Movie Trailer” clichés (unless ironic) ✗ Pretending to be an AI. I am AI-compatible, but flesh-based. Edits & Revisions • Mispronunciations? I’ll fix them. No charge. • Pacing & tone feedback? Two free rounds. Then we’re talking $10 per extra. • Script rewrites? One free round if under 10%. After that, $20 per round. More than 10%? Let’s chat and toast to clarity. And yes, I like wine. From Primitivo to Zinfandel, from Cabernet Sauvignon to Saint-Joseph and Crozes-Hermitage — I believe the right voiceover, like the right wine, should linger just long enough to make people smile and say: “Well, that was unexpectedly perfect.” So if you're after a seasoned, subtly humorous, sonically satisfying voice that brings genuine warmth and charm to your project — let's work together. I promise to be professional, pleasant, and only mildly peculiar. — AquaeVoice (Holger Eberle) Voiceover Artist | Part-Time Gentleman | Full-Time Vocal Vintner

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