Neal Riley

Outrageous, Funny, Sarcastic BS, Rude, Nuts!, Narrative, Condescending, Honest, Very Believable, Articulate, Auctioneering, Over the Top!, Inspiring, Urgent, Instigating, Country Hick, Sports announcer, Cat calls! Heckler, Visionary, Ad-Lib, Skeptical. I can do Mr. Haney from Green Acres & also a fair Roger Rabbit.

Insurance sales, RV Van conversions sales, Fiberglass truck caps, Aerial Photography sales to farmers & Ranchers in 17 US States. I own & operate a very successful independent Computer store / ISP with My Wife (Janet) since 1986. Have done 2 theatrical plays. Had a couple of major parts but not the lead. I like to do tongue twister songs like Tom Lehrer's "The Elements", A Modern Major General, & Jim Dale as PT Barnum which I saw twice on Broadway in NYC in the 80's. Amazing! Have never made any $$ with My voice except for sales. Work is'nt work, unless you'd rather be doing something else. I gotta like doing it. It's not just about the $$ 3 months shy of a Liberal Arts degree Sales - On a wing & a prayer most days! Video Creation & Editing I'm a dyno-mite self taught harmonica player Can 3 ball juggle! Former 3rd grader of the year! Won a 8th grade spelling Bee once. Professional Bullshitter when need be! Microphone & speakers on my computer. DVD Burner, Pinnacle Video Editor, Lots of Music, Color Laser printers. Web site hosting. Freelance Genius!