Six years of "hard tiome" in jail for a crime not committed and three years spent a high mountain retreat might get you there if you have the time. I did it the old fashion way - started as a professional singer and would up doing a life-time of work growing up. THAT plus a good set of chords and a good education and a good education across the world is infinitely preferable to to "hard time". I use the voice to record books for the blind and to read for non-commercial voice-overs.
Professional voice training for Opera, and then as a talent scout and agent for celebrities. Finally took Bob Edwards course for Voice acting and decided that I should "make it happen."
Hide not thy candle under a basket - and here I am.
Great sight reader. Have my own studio and recording equipment.