Brett DeSalvo

Impressions Presidents: JFK, Carter, Reagan, Bushes Sr. and W, Clinton Comedians: Tracy Morgan, Steve Martin, Chris Farley, Jon Lovitz, Mel Brooks, Jerry Seinfeld, Harvey Fyrestein, Lewis Black, Bill Cosby Actors/Celebrities: Jack Nicholson, Sly Stallone, Russell Crowe, Rush Limbaugh, Simon Cowell, Paul McCartney, Bob Dylan, Matthew Mcconnohay, Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Anthony HopkinsLarry The Cable Guy, Alec Baldwin, Tom Brokaw, Robin Leach, Larry Flynt, Keith Richards, Ben Affleck, John Wayne, Harry Callas, Patrick Stewart, Sean Connery, Howard Coselle, Ian McKellan, Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones, Alfred Hitchcoc, vin Scully Famous Characters: The Brain, Homer Simpson, Heath Ledger's Joker, Don vito Corleone, Tony Montana,, Boraat, Rain Man, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo, Elmer Fudd, Eric Cartman, Church Lady, Tony Soprano, Slow Poke Rodriguez, Big Gay Al, Yogi Bear, glen Quagmyre, Tony The Tiger, Paul Bearer Singing: Operatic, lounge, classic rock, Alternative, Country, Hip-Hop, some Pop Accents: Southern Redneck, Southern gentleman, connecticut yYuppie, New Yorker, New England, upper-Midwest, Chicagoan, California surfer, Southern farmer, Jamaican, Canadian, variety of Asian, Italian, proper British, Cockney, Scottish, Irish, German, Australian, Russian

Six years of theater training and singing in high school, and various community productions and sets. Workshops and performances with the Rubicon Theater Co. in Ventura, CA. Writer/Narrator for "Lucky Dumb Wrongness: The Ballad of Frank McCourt" (Digital Media project), host of "The Sports Experiment w/ Legally Blind Brett" on KCSF Radio, recorded PSAs that aired throughout SF/Bay Area radio stations and Pandora, and have recorded six commercials in-conjunction with SF Giants Special Events Dept, and have several liners in a myriad of voices. Computer, Microphone, sound-proof room, Adobe Audition, Audacity, Internet, portable hard drive, and have many friends with computer/engineer experience that provide me whatever assistance I may need. I also regulary have access to the studios of KCSF Radio in San Francisco when necessary. I have been writing scrips and fiction since I was a "wee-lad", and know when something sounds professional, as I am the son of a newsradio man as my father, and a grammar snob with a Master's in English for my mother. If you give me a script with specific instructions, I will follow them to the "T". If you give me a blank canvas, I will paint it with colors that you will NOT find in the Crayola Big Box! I am a creative type who likes to have fun, but I also take my work very seriously. I'm also legally-blind, so if you keep me on the payroll, hat could satisfy any "ADA employment requirements" your company or studio may need to fulfill. (Smirk) The Bottom line is that if you give me a job, you will want to hire me again when the next job needs to be done.