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Dresch: What’s that stink in the bag, Soledad? (beat) Smells like you gutted a bum again.
Soledad: Actually, I think you’ll be quite impressed.
Soledad: Yeahp--this is some top tier bounty shit for sure. It’s called The Maitreya.
Dresch: Soledad, you idiot, the bounty was for the Maitreya alive.
Dresch: It’s a fucking mythical beast. You shouldn’t be rewarded for killing it--You should be fined. (beat) A lot.
Soledad: I thought it was “dead or alive.” Honestly I’m only good at one of those. I’ll discount it since it’s dead.
Dresch: Get this the fuck away from me.
Soledad: Oh c’mon, it’ll make a great pair of boots!
Dresch: If you’ve got nothing else—
Soledad: No wait. This is a real gem. It’s called The Kibbitzu Box.
Dresch: (gazing at it, unlike Soledad she know what this is) Close, Soledad… (beat) That’s a hot item you’ve got there. Not sure I want all the heat.
Soledad: Now that doesn’t sound like you.
Dresch: I understand it does have a few prospective buyers.
Soledad: Bet you could get yourself a bidding war.
Dresch: Yeah you might only be half right. (beat) Due to the enhanced risk, I’m not giving you the whole fee up front.
Soledad: Great! How much?
Dresch: I’ll do 500 million credits up front and a 10% cut of the back end. (distracted by someone else in room) What’s her problem?
Soledad: 900 and 20%.
Dresch: Well, you did just kill an ancient magical creature today--
Soledad: A gross looking one though, you didn’t even want boots that look like it.
Dresch: I’m not moving on the backend, but I’ll go to 700.
Dresch: 725 and that’s it.
Soledad: Awh crap. I kinda offered her the right to match your offer.
Dresch: You got that many credits burning a hole in your pocket, pink?
Girl: No. But I have to try.
Dresch: I love your eyes… (beat) They naturally purple like that?
Girl: Sometimes they change with my mood…
Dresch: Hold that mood, I like the look. (beat) They say the devil’s favorite is a girl with red hair and green eyes, but I wonder what he’d do with a taste o’ you… little miss pink hair with those wild purple eyes… he’d just eat you up, wouldn’t he?
Dresch: (reminiscing, drifting off) I once knew a guy with wild wild eyes… (beat) (back to business) How much you want for em?
Girl: --for what?
Dresch: For your eyes.
Girl (muttering): Turn off the light.
Girl (muttering): It hurts.
Dresch (asks surgeon): How do the tear ducts work? (beat, pondering it) Will I still be able to cry?
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