Things that do not make sense

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Things that do not make sense 
We are a broadband company who sells Internet, Phone and Cable TV service in rural markets. This is a radio commercial to promote someone to switch from DSL to Cable Internet, because buying Internet from the phone company "just don't make no sense." We are targeting DSL customers in our markets (rural southwestern VA and WV). We are looking for 2 voices to simulate a conversation. 
2017-06-16 20:36:24 GMT
2017-06-26 08:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Fixed - USD 150
Via Radio: Rural VA, WV
English - USA and Canada
Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Male OR Senior Male
• Phone Patch AND
• Audio files must be delivered via FTP/Dropbox/Google Drive/cloud
• Deliver edited and finished voice tracks
Not defined
The voice seeker is willing to hire either union or non-union talents for this project
Southern VA - would like it to be natural and not over the top. We are not mocking rednecks.

Script Details

VOICE ONE: Hey – did you know that Bob gets his Internet from the PHONE company?
VOICE TWO: What? (pause) That’s like driving a car with three wheels.
VOICE ONE: (Laughs and tries to one up his pal) Yeah, it’s like flying a kite with no wind.
VOICE TWO: It’s like taking a boat across the lake with no oars.
VOICE ONE: It’s like walking your horse to California – it just don’t make sense.
ANNOUNCER: What DOES make sense is Broadband Internet from us. Sign up now and get high-speed Internet at DSL prices. Just $19.95 a month for 12 months for 5 meg service. Call us today.
VOICE TWO: Getting Internet from the phone company is like renting dentures.
VOICE ONE in background: Ewww.
VOICE TWO: It just don’t make sense! 
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