THe Inappropriate Cat

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THe Inappropriate Cat 
We are seeking auditions for a voice that captures the sarcastic, superior tone of a talking cat for a series (TBD) of videos called "Good Advice from an Inappropriate Cat." The Inappropriate Cat is the spokes-cat for a regional Brewpub in the midwest. The first read will be for $500.

Personality traits:
The cat is always a little sarcastic and doesn’t suffer fools lightly. He/she considers him/herself the expert on everything – especially everything craft beer-related.

The Inappropriate Cat believes all dogs are idiots.

The cat is, first and foremost, a cat and sees everything through that filter. As such, the cat is self-centered, demanding, and entitled. Cursing is part of what makes the cat inappropriate but the words will be bleeped later.

This is not a straight announcer read or an over-the-top character read. This is about finding a voice performance that feels right.

The videos are not dictated by a time so the read should be what feels the best. No need to hurry. 
2017-06-01 17:36:30 GMT
2017-06-06 12:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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10 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 2 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 50 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 55 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.

Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Fixed - USD 500
Others (on-camera, infomercials, live announcers, spokespersons)
Via Internet: It's the Internet.
English - USA and Canada
Not defined
Young Adult Female OR Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Female OR Middle Age Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
Not defined
This is a non-union project

Script Details


Here’s some advice –

Training is important.

Unless, of course, we’re talking dogs.

You send a dog to school, set a few hundred dollars on fire and a few weeks later you get this.

Cats don’t do this shit.

Fortunately, Hopcat is training humans.

No not that one.

Smart ones – experienced servers who can survive our intense, in-house, professional-level beer training program.

Happy humans who can speak to the hundred-plus craft beers Hopcat serves –

and help you find the brew that’s right – for you.

Sure, you can drop some serious coin and teach a dog to speak.

But who want’s to hear this shit?

Training dogs, stupid. Training servers and bartenders, smart. 
Please note that you should only use the script or your recording of it for auditioning purposes. The script is property, unless otherwise specified, of the voice seeker and it is protected by international copyright laws.

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