Snack Tank Parody 2

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Snack Tank Parody 2 
The project is a fun parody of the TV show "Shark Tank." It will play once at a corporate sales meeting, to an audience of ages millennials to 60s. We would like the announcer to sound as much like the "Shark Tank" announcer as possible, and have fun with the script, as it is humorous. This is a buyout for $1,000. Please be aware that currently, the length is about 5:12, there will be a bit more coming that may put us about 5:45-5:50. 
2017-06-05 01:54:38 GMT
2017-06-07 12:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Fixed - USD 1000
Training, business presentations, sales, and web sites
English - USA and Canada
Middle Age Male
• Phone Patch AND
• Audio files must be delivered via email AND
• Audio files must be delivered via FTP/Dropbox/Google Drive/cloud
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
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The voice seeker is willing to hire either union or non-union talents for this project
The piece is a parody of the TV show "Shark Tank." We need the announcer to have fun with the read but sound just like the announcer for the TV Show Shark Tank.

Script Details

Welcome to the Snack Tank… where only the best brands and ideas get gobbled-up by our hungry investors.

Each of our Snack Tank investors are self-made billion-dollar business leaders.

Jeff Harsh, better known as “Mr. Incredible” is a seasoned leader…

He began running his first business at the age of 5 when he performed a hostile takeover of a lemonade stand – proving he can take something sour, and make it sweet.

Today he runs Hershey’s $2.4 billion-dollar Large Format business.

Rachel “The Queen of I-D-P” Rogers, is a master of translating insights into strategies that transform businesses.

She thrives on inspiring the I-D-P and C-S-I organizations - a trait she honed as a collegiate cheerleader.

She cheers for consumer and customer driven ideas…

If they are not really insightful, this snack investor will not bite.

Phil Stanley, the “Godfather of Corporate Chic,” is a clothing designer and world-renowned branding expert.

His creative vision has revolutionized corporate attire.

Around the globe, professionals rock his stylish clothing line and idolize this fashion icon.

Now, he is the “best-dressed” master of business development and planning for Hershey’s
$7 billion-dollar retail empire.

Davey “Candy Maverick” Onorato treats making sales like a sport – and all he ever does is WIN. (note to announcer: “on” like turning the tv off an on Onorato)

Dave inspires his teams with words of wisdom like, “Gang, we must take the lead before the ship leaves the barn.”

This Candy Maverick is an industry legend that leads Hershey’s $2.5 Billion-dollar small format business,

and is always there when you need an assist for the BIG WIN.

Amanda Jones, the “Mogul from Maine”, is an investor with a portfolio as colorful as her vocabulary.

She’s a multi-tasking wonder woman – managing work, family, properties, and new product launches.
She currently runs Hershey’s $2.5 billion-dollar Wal-Mart and Club businesses.

Together, these Snack Tank investors lead an innovative snacking powerhouse built around its core confection business.

Today, they will be looking for entrepreneurs’ ideas that:
1. Fuel the core confection business
2. Deliver category leading innovation, and
3. Can be executed with excellence

Our first entrepreneur is Melinda Lewis.

She’s a fearless leader, but just exactly how fearless?

She once wore white to a wedding… the bride changed her outfit!

When Melinda opens a fortune cookie, she tells the cookie its fortune!

She once touched King Midas -- and it was he who turned into GOLD…

Hershey’s GOLD chocolate, that is!

Melinda could offer you a KISS, but you’d be considered married in twelve states.

When she walks down Chocolate Avenue, the lights blink to show their appreciation.

Melinda is here today on Snack Tank to go “all in” on the Hershey’s brand,

to make it bigger, better, and badder than ever before!

Note to announcer: Kristen Riggs
(Script still pending – approximately same length as below/above entrepreneurs)

Our next entrepreneur is Ian Norton.

Ian is a renowned break expert who travels the globe advocating the importance of taking breaks.

His passion for breaks developed early in life. As a kid, he loved naps, and recess.

In high school, he broke over a dozen Guinness World Records.

In college, he was a founding member of the break dancing troupe, “Break Time.”

After college, he took a 2-year hiatus to “breakaway” from the real world.

Today, he focuses on sharing his love of breaks with consumers here in America.
He is here on Snack Tank to get the investors to Have a Break,

and hopefully earn a big PayDay. (Note to announcer Ian will hold up a box of PayDay bars)

Next in the tank is entrepreneur Bill Blubaugh. (Note to announcer: Bill Blew-bawh)

He spent the first half of his career trying desperately to be cool.

He wore the coolest clothes (mostly tanks and shorts but always ‘Cool-ture’).

He never ordered drinks -- just ice with some drink mixed in.

And his breath? Always minty cool… But being cool wasn’t enough…

Bill realized, to really make it in this snack-eat-snack world, you’ve got to add a little sugar.

That insight changed his life.

At first, being sweet was Hard, (Note to announcer: Bill will hold up Jolly Ranchers with a pouty frown) but he learned the Ropes soon enough! (Bill will hold up Twizzlers with a big smile)

And here he is today on Snack Tank, to show the sharks the incremental power of being both cool and sweet.

Next in the Tank, meet Will Lisman, a sweetheart of an entrepreneur –

with a salty edge.

He’s the original bad boy of. “premium-dark-chocolate-plus-superfruits-sometimes,-and-nuts-and-other-delicious-things-other times,” (Note to announcer Will will hold up a a bag of Brookside chocolates, then a bag of Barkthins chocolate)

and he’s taking the industry by storm.

When asked what he’d do differently, Will famously declared:

“Lose the fuss, lose the frills, and give it some bite. SCRATCH THAT -- give it some BARK!

He’s come to Snack Tank with one purpose: to ‘break the mold’ on the

“highfalutin-gold-glitter-wrapped world of premium chocolate” and he’s here to show you how!”

In Season 2 of “The Snack Investors,” - Snack Investor Dave Onorato took a big risk

investing in Variety Brands. Let’s see how the investment paid off. 
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