Poordezynosis

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Poordezynosis 
ZD2018724
This (humorous) video production is for an advertising agency's website. The overall message of the script is to influence audience that our services are the treatment necessary for any company suffering from low quality design & amateur style. Please read as a serious pharmaceutical commercial narrator. Outro is a more casual direction. 
2017-02-23 15:07:09 GMT
2017-03-04 11:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 40 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 41 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.

Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Fixed - USD 200
Training, business presentations, sales, and web sites
Via Internet: Pittsburgh
2 MINUTES
English - USA and Canada
None
Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Male
• Audio files must be delivered via FTP/Dropbox/Google Drive/cloud
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
Not defined
The voice seeker is willing to hire either union or non-union talents for this project
serious pharmaceutical commercial narrator

Script Details

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(Pronounced: Poor — da — zine — no — sis)

Does your business suffer from Poordezynosis?
Millions of American companies do.
Each year, Poordezynosis strikes at the heart of major corporations and small businesses.
Many are unaware they are affected, yet the consequences can be devastating.
Symptoms of Poordezynosis can include a gradual decrease in revenues,
low click through rates and
A sudden loss of clients.
But help HAS arrived.
Apple Box Studios can effectively treat Poordezynosis in as little as three weeks—though results may vary. Taken as prescribed, Apple Box Studios can give your company the healthy image and inner confidence you need to face the world.

Fair balance language:
(delivered slightly faster.)

Tell your doctor about ALL your marketing conditions and ask if your budgets are healthy enough for success.
Some patients have reported a renewed sense of purpose, office staff staying after hours and, in rare cases, viral outbreaks of inbound customers.

If you or a coworker experience feelings of euphoria lasting more than four hours, Apple Box Studios is working as promised and relief is on the way.

(dramatic ending)
Put an end to POORDESYNOSIS.

Ask your doctor or marketing department about the LITTLE GREEN PILL.
Call this number or visit Poordesynosis.com and start your recovery today. 
Please note that you should only use the script or your recording of it for auditioning purposes. The script is property, unless otherwise specified, of the voice seeker and it is protected by international copyright laws.

Voice-Seeker Details

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2013-10-02
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