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Mr. Winky is an attitude filled, puppet style, talking toilet, Mr. Winky, “sheds some light” on what its like to be a toilet. Think Dennis Leary meets Oscar the Grouch…
We see Mr. Winky, he is doing standup in his bathroom.
Hey Mr. Winky here and I got sumptin to say. First of all – Guys, how hard is it to hit the target. You know ME – The Ivory Throne, the Crapper, the Pinch and Squeeze seat, Mount Rushmore.
We’re talkin 12x14 inches from a foot and a half away – It shouldn’t be that hard. Even for you guys with the giant prostate!
And ladies I know the truth… Your brown and slimy does smell just as bad.
Oh oh and who on earth came up with the idea of Potty Training - Its POTTY FAILING. Aim for the circle, kiddies, that’s how it works!
Nobody talks nice about me. When was the last time you heard ”Hey your toilet is dope”! That don’t happen.
I don’t get invited to parties and when I do…
Nice underwear. Yo skid mark. Who’s your proctologist?
Try being me! Getting pooped on… whizzed on… Oh and for all you’s out there with the flu - Its no picnic.
And at night it’s twice as bad. You leave the light off and you can’t see - Or turn it on and you’re blinded.
Look it! I’m a mess and she’s going to get a wet butt, and some yellow feet. GRRROOOS!!!!!
Truth is, not one person should have to see the things I do – The show and go, Hersey squirts, the plop and pinch. My job really stinks, and yet I provide the most needed and favorite seat in the ENTIRE house.
But now things are looking up. You see I got this new Toilet Light. Check this out. Aaahh.
It turns on when you approach in the dark and makes the toilet super easy to see at night without being too bright!
It’s great for Kids.
And Guys???... Ah music to my ears.
It glows red when the seat is up and green when it’s down.
Demo seat light red and green
So ladies I gotcha covered. SIMPLE! Yes this is a real product and your gonna love it! No kiddin.
So get your own Mr. Winky’s Moonshine Toilet Lite Go to Moonshinetoiletlite.com or click on this bar right now.
Oh and for the record, as far as I’m concerned no one ever takes a dump they always leave one, sometimes more than one.
Oh and Gordo quit tryin to sign your name when you go!
That’s MoonshineToiletLite.com to get yours today.
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