What Europeans Need to Learn

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What Europeans Need to Learn 
This is for a fun video comedy about how to make a cup of English tea. It will available for online viewing. I would like the voice actor to be very pompous like Brian Blessed way over the top!!!

English senior male only please, bold brash and funny.

Its tongue in cheek so humour is required. 
2016-05-29 20:50:40 GMT
2016-06-11 22:00:00 (GMT +01:00) Amsterdam, CopenHagen, Madrid, Paris, Vilnius 
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Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
To be defined
Others (on-camera, infomercials, live announcers, spokespersons)
Via Internet: Youtube
English - British
Senior Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email OR
• Audio files must be delivered via FTP/Dropbox/Google Drive/cloud
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
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The voice seeker is willing to hire either union or non-union talents for this project
Brian Blessed

Script Details

BRITAIN! BRITAIN! BRITAIN! (Spoken like the tv show intro little Britain)

Its as British as fish and chips, bangers and mash, beans on toast and Yorkshire pudding.

Its the great British Cup of tea. The Empire was built on it, countless battles won because of it. Its sets us apart from you croissant eating, coffee quaffing Europeans.

We British might confuse you continentals by calling it "Rosie Lee, A Brew, Builders Tea or A Cuppa" but rest assured it refers to the thing you call "English Breakfast Tea" We drink it for breakfast, afternoon tea or ....... come to think of it anytime of the day or night.

So enough is enough its time we taught you lot how to make the perfect Tea.

When entertaining a Britisher this is how you make them a proper cup of tea.

1. Put a Proper British Tea Bag into a Mug ...... thats Black tea to you lot
2. Pour Boiling Water onto the teabag and fill the mug up...... not to the top.
3. Leave the bag in for 3-4 minutes then give it a good stir.
4. Remove the tea bag ....... put in the bin
5. Pour milk in, not to much just to turn it a golden brown another stir.
6. Serve to the Britisher.
7. Wait for the approving smile.
8. Sit back and be proud of your achievement.

Serve a cuppa like this and you will have a friend for life.

So go on be prepared and next time impress your British friends.

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