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think... louis ck, dennis leary, colin quinn, jeff garland 2014-05-02 23:30:19 GMT 2014-05-06 23:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Yes (click here to learn more about ) Closed 8 8 0 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far. Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 50 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 8 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
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think... louis ck, dennis leary, colin quinn, jeff garland I’ve decided that the best time to run for president is
before they invented photoshop.
Nixon had it easy - all he had to worry about was a half dozen cartoonists.
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think... louis ck, dennis leary, colin quinn, jeff garland
Just google Obama photoshop …fat obama, obama spock, obama voldemort.
But i think my favorite is nicholas cage obama. that’s a national treasure right there.
What if Nic Cage was the president?
the limousine would be gone in 60 seconds….
but you know that at state dinners there would be lots of bread…
because nic cage has never turned down a roll.
I’m not sure who would really want to be president these days.
Someone’s always gunning for you.
You’re the person who gets all the blame.
You gotta wear a suit every day.
it’s like being a customer service rep for lost baggage at Hartsfield
I think we should make the presidency like jury duty.
The person who doesn’t want the job, is the person I WANT as the president.
So imagine that you get a postcard in the mail…
congratulations you have been selected to be president of the united states of america on june 16th
You sit in a big government waiting room doing nothing for 4 days.
then after your best efforts to lie about your personal beliefs … you get picked!
but on the fifth day… bang you’re commander-in-chief for 24 hours
if it was me,
I would turn area 51 into an amusement park,
start selling cuba cigars
and get my picture taken with my shirt off wrestling 2 grizzly bears.
but then like that it would be over. and tomorrow the next person could reverse everything I’d just done.
neverrrr mind, I guess that’s basically what we have now.
Oh yes I know about parenting….
I’ve got 5 kids including triplets
I know that’s a lot of kids, but the hospital had a buy 2 get 1 free deal
and they all came from invitro which means they started out as frozen embryos
you can’t really tell, except every time I put the air-conditioning on high in the car they all go into a deep sleep.
but it makes for a cheap babysitter.
I read that george foreman has 12 kids
and he wanted all 12 to have a famous name
so he named all the boys george and all the girls georgette foreman
i think that’s pretty cool to be named after a fat-reducing kitchen grill
I wanted all my kids to have famous names too,
so I named them all george foreman
actually our kids are pretty good kids, i’m probably a littllllle strict with them
but we have never spanked them, instead I put all their bedroom walls on wheels
yeah, so if you are good — then your room gets bigger,
but… if you’ve been bad your room gets a little smaller.
right now the chicago bears could practice in my girls rooms
and my sons,
lets just say superman would have trouble changing in their rooms.
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