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SKINNY I have to run to the bathroom. All this excitement loosened my bladder.
DUMB MOVER I like this room.
FAT MOVER Start here, then.
FAT MOVER Put the little pet in the van. In the meantime, I'll prepare the boxes in the living room.
FAT MOVER And don't do like last time, when you got hit by a car while loading the stuff.
DUMB MOVER There are coloured books on the walls.
FAT MOVER But you don't even know which side a book opens on!
DUMB MOVER I like coloured books.
FAT MOVER Do you know what I DON'T like?
FAT MOVER Working for free to pay for broken things marked "fragile", do you understand?
DUMB MOVER This carpet…
DUMB MOVER …it's soft as a marshmallow.
DUMB MOVER I like marshmallows.
FAT MOVER I should have listened to my dad when he told me to be a florist.
BLIND OLD MAN
BLIND When we were at war, we dug the pits with our bare hands!
BLIND Hey, that's a banana, not a hammer!
BLIND And I fought for years in the union for people like you?
SKINNY Your tenacity is very impressive. So, do you ever stop?
BLIND We need someone who keeps everybody up. I can't afford to rest.
BLIND It's hard work but someone has to do it.
SKINNY And when, for example… you need to go to the toilet.
BLIND I always carry my traveling catheter for emergencies.
SKINNY What's new?
BEAR Nothing, since I'm forced to stare at the sink.
BEAR Hope I'll be luckier in the new house.
SKINNY Do you want me to give you your happy pills?
BEAR How many times do I have to tell you that I don't need them?
BEAR Besides, I have my duck… she makes me feel good.
SKINNY *You have to understand that the bear is convinced he is married to the duck…*
SKINNY How do you feel about this move?
BEAR I hope I don't end up again in a bathroom in front of another dripping sink or I'll go completely crazy.
BEAR You'd better find a way to get out of this house and into that van. What are you waiting for?
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