How To Be Lonely and Depressed

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How To Be Lonely and Depressed 
Our main character NEIL is sitting at his computer and typing. Your voice will be the voice of NEIL throughout the movie as he reveals the irony of his knowledge and past.

I am wanting something like Ricky Jay's narration in Magnolia, (youtube ""Magnolia" - Sydney Barringer's unsuccessful suicide"), but I do not want an impersonation.
Informative with subtle amounts of irony and confidence. No accent. 
2016-09-17 20:38:52 GMT
2016-09-19 11:00:00 (GMT -08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada) 
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Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Fixed - USD 150
TV shows and movies
English - USA and Canada
Young Adult Male AND Middle Age Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email OR
• Audio files must be delivered via FTP/Dropbox/Google Drive/cloud
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
Not defined
This is a non-union project
Ricky Jay (though I'm not wanting an impersonation)

Script Details

With the proper steps, one can achieve great loneliness and depression.
Furthermore, many people believe I have become somewhat
of an expert in matters such as these.
Thus, I have devised a foolproof plan to ensure that you have
the opportunity to obtain a life-experience that is
not only bleak but dismal as well. Guaranteed...
...Step Five.
Surround yourself with people. People will make you miserable.
That is why people are important. You’ll get to discuss
important things... like... the benefits of choosing Lemongrass-Green
over Sea-Green based on your client’s golfing habits or
the most efficient redundancy protocols for the new scalable network attached data storage unit. 
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