Vacation Deal Humor Hotline Male updated

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Vacation Deal Humor Hotline Male updated 
We're looking to cast the voice for our vacation getaway humor hotline. While the script should be read sincerely, the end product should be humorous. The project will end up on a phone line.

2010-10-12 14:07:39 GMT
2010-10-20 14:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
To be defined
IVR, voicemail, phone systems, and on-hold messages
appx 90 seconds
English - ANY
Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
The Voice Actor should have at least 2 years of experience in the voice industry.
This is a non-union project

Script Details

Please read a portion from the script below for auditions.

We've envisioned this as being read in an enthusiastic game show prize announcer type voice (think The Price is Right or Wheel of Fortune), but are open to any and all interpretations and readings. Feel free to ad lib but please be mindful of maintaining tonal consistency with the script. 

You’ve reached the “Too Good To Be True” ********************. Do you want to get away? Well, the person who gave you this number probably wants you to get away too! Far away. Here are today’s top 5 Travel Deals!

Travel Deal #1: How about an all-expense-paid vacation to beautiful North Korea?! Be one of the few foreigners to visit this peaceful peninsula. Guests will be staying at the charming Kim Jong Il Inn, which is a pale grey nondescript building conveniently located directly in between two other pale grey nondescript buildings! [Note: If you encounter any government or military personnel during your vacation, we suggest you run. If they catch you, there is good news and bad news. The good news is that your vacation will be extended free of charge! The bad news is that your return trip will be cancelled an you will live forever in a maximum security North Korean prison.]

Deal #3 is a real steal. With prices at an all time low, there’s no excuse not to visit the picturesque mountains of Afghanistan! Travel by goat over rocks older than your grandmother. Explore dark caves, dodge missiles, and help find Osama Bin Laden! There’s no nightlife, so you’ll have plenty of time to sit and cry.

With deal #5 you can be the first to visit aSouth American country so new it doesn’t even have a name yet! El Presidente will personally meet you at the airfield and drive you through the lush, tiger-infested jungle to your 81-square-foot roofless shed. Between the howler monkeys in the trees and the malaria-infected mosquitos buzzing in your ears, you won’t get much sleep, but that works out perfectly as you’ll need to stay awake to fend off nightly attacks by armed commandos_looking to kidnap you for ransom! There you’ll eat nothing but bananas but you’ll need all that potassium to keep your strength up so you can outrun the armed druglords who will assume you’re there to steal their cocaine. Talk about mucho perfecto!

And we’ve definitely saved the best for the last. How about visiting the moon?! And not just any moon, this is THE moon. See earth from above, watch the majestic stars, and discover how long you can hold your breath. All visitors will be lodging in the secluded Sea of Tranquility, so pack your bathing suit! (QUICK) Airfare to and from the moon not included. Guests will need to provide their own transportation via NASA, the Russians, Richard Branson, or one of our other certified travel partners.

Call back next week for exclusive trips including trips to an active volcano, the Bermuda Triangle, the last known Leper Colony, and *****************! 
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