UK Santa IVR Project

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UK Santa IVR Project 
This is a humous hotline concept intended for UK audiences. This script was written with a North American audience in mind, so feel free to go ahead and make any script changes that would make everything more suitable for a UK audience. Aside from that, have fun and we look forward to hearing your auditions.

A copy of the current US-based line can be heard here:

2010-10-22 16:47:05 GMT
2010-10-29 16:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
To be defined
Adult content
< 1 minute
English - British
Santa Claus / Father Christmas
Middle Age Male OR Senior Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
Not defined
The voice seeker is willing to hire either union or non-union talents for this project

Script Details

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(very cheery)
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! It’s me, Santa Claus, and I’m here in the North Pole with my elves, and reindeer - and that ho, ho, ho Mrs. Claus. We’re hard at work making toys for Christmas.. But you can help me out by letting me know what I can drop off at your house for Christmas this year.

If you would like a wooden doll, say the word “doll”

If you’d like a sweater, say the word “sweater”
(slight pause)


Santa can’t help but notice that you didn’t say anything. Why is that? Were you expecting more choices? Are you too good for a doll or a sweater? Well, what the [fuck – BLEEPED OUT] DO you want for Christmas then? Huh? I bet you’d like an i-pod or a Nintendo Wii or an X-box, wouldn’t you? You greedy little sh(BLEEP). Do you know how hard it is to make something like that? I’ve already electrocuted four elves trying to replicate that damn I-phone. Four elves! These are not skilled technicians! They’re basically semi-retarded midgets in green tights with a helium addiction! And here you are, too good for a doll or a sweater, wanting me to risk the lives of my retarded elves - Have you forgotten the true meaning of Christmas?!? Well, Guess what? Now you get nothing! Nothing! You can all kiss Santa’s frost-bitten rosey-red ass and go to hell! You can all go straight to -

Recording cuts him off.

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