Too Fat to Fly

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Too Fat to Fly 
This is a parody song, to the tune of: REO Speedwagon's "Time for me to fly".
It's based on the recent incident where director Kevin Smith was thrown off a Southwest flight, and it's called:
"I'm too fat to fly".

You would either have to obtain the karaoke version of the song, or play along with it accoustically. It is to be used in a parody video as well.
2010-02-16 13:10:09 GMT
2010-02-17 12:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 50 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.

Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Flexible Price - USD 200
60 seconds
English - USA and Canada
Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email
• Deliver edited and finished voice tracks AND
• Add music
Not defined
The voice seeker is willing to hire either union or non-union talents for this project

Script Details

Sample script for auditions below provided by the voice seeker. 
Just too fat to fly (to the tune of "Time for me to fly")

I've been around my share....made movies everywhere..
But this time, guess I just failed the test;
I've traveled by bus and car; subways would take me far;
I just can't get past the scales on Southwest;
They got me takin' my seatbelt off, won't let me wear it...
Takin' my peanut bag...because I won't share it...
Over the limit now...they measured my thigh....
They believe I'm just too fat to fly.....

Said I'd been workin' out...but they didn't have a doubt;
Told me I'd have to give up my seat;
They called me a safety threat; just 'cause I broke a sweat;
Told me I should just stay there and eat;
I've had enough of their insults, and insinuation;
Enough of their snickers and their intimidation.
I'm not Michael Moore..or, the Michelin guy..
They believe I'm just too fat to fly..

I'm too fat to fly...
Oh, they just won't give me a chance..
I'm too fat to fly...
They're afraid I'll rip through my pants..
Believe the plane won't reach the sky....
They believe I'm just too fat to fly. 
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