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The script is beeing written. I have enclosed a sample from an early draft, and we need some voice samples to get you voice approved by our customer.

I guess the final reading will be done mid April.

Feel free to read your best impersonation of John Cleese.

2010-03-15 12:50:32 GMT
2010-03-19 12:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Flexible Price - USD 500
Training, business presentations, sales, and web sites
4 minute movie
English - British
John Cleese
Middle Age Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email OR
• Audio files must be delivered via FTP/Dropbox/Google Drive/cloud
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
Not defined
The voice seeker is willing to hire either union or non-union talents for this project

Script Details

***Feel free to read your best impersonation of John Cleese. Please submit a sample in order to audition.  
We see earth spinning slowly in a dark universe. Things looks pretty good down there.

The earth is about 4.5 billion years old. But life did not exist on this planet until about 2 billion years ago.

As the narrator concludes his first argument - we closes in to earth - in very high speed, flying throuh some clouds and ends up in the jungle. With apes.

The first apes appeared about 35 million years ago, but man, himself, has been on earth for only about 300,000 years.

The jungle is full of animals - as a man enters the picture - in a white science coat. Seems to be a little misplaced.

So making a buzz over a company serving their clients for twenty some years might seem a little odd.

Closing up to the man - he is confused looking straight into the camera. A yellow ************ is in the center of his black framed glasses.

Risk Management Systems has always been boring.

We see high impact pictures from different sectors.

It seems that the Energy business as well as Industry, Transport, Health and Public sectors does not have any sense of humor.

From the emerging businesses we ends up in an office. Our hero is sitting at a computerdesk - does not look very happy.

But we decided to something about that.

Our hero looks into the camera - wondering what our narrator means.

With the launch of ******************.

Our hero still looks into the camera. Even more suspicious. And confused.

Most of our 400.000 users are boring. At the very best they laugh over the two tomatoes crossing the road.

Our hero still wonder where we are heading. And he scratches his head. Discretely.

And they lack humor in over 100 countries and 17 languages.

Our hero is amazed - saying quietly with large mouth expression “one hundred countries?”.

So if they dont have any humor? How on earth can we make them happy?

Our hero is full of expectancy...

Well, we decided to include alle of our modules for free.

Our hero looks like he heard something wrong. Making mouth form “for free?”

Yes. For free. That should make you smile.

Our hero smiles - falsely. Like he farted.

Oh, I see. You dont know what these modules do.

Our hero looks ashamed.
Do you?

Our hero nopes his hed - slowly...

Well, first of all we have the **************.

As the narrator continues his argument about low quality, our hero picks up a pen from his desk. Studies it carefully.

Most of our customers have a very low quality of their products. So we made this module to hide their quality issues for the govenrment.

The pen falls apart as the narrator talks about bad quality. Our hero hides the pieces by putting some papers over it. Ashamed.

And then we have the Risk management module.

As our hero has hided the pen, he stands up looks around to see if anyone saw him.

There is always a risk of beeing caught by low quality. This module eliminates this risk.

Our hero gets aware of what the narrator says. Looks at him and smiles gently.

To be continued... 
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