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This is a really good test!
Just to be clear, this is ADULT CONTENT. It's purpose is for a "private client" (a friend of mine), that has some, unusual tastes that he doesn't believe he can find anyone willing to fulfill. Being that you can find anything online, I'm trying to see if I can find someone able to do this for him.
So that everyone is clear that this is adult content, please insert this either directly before or after your "slating"
"My name is (your character's name) and I'd like to get you all blown up" (giggle) "May I blow you?" (giggle)
One last thing. I'll be going away for a long weekend so if I don't get back to you right away, don't worry, I'm just away for an extended weekend.
Thank you to everyone who auditions.
Suggestions and guidance for auditions
We encourage "slating" (introducing yourself, the project you're auditioning for, and if you're doing different versions (tones, accents, etc) the version number) at the beginning of the audition. It's a good practice, and when multiple people are hearing the audition, it puts your name in their head.
**************** 2012-09-26 22:52:44 GMT 2012-10-05 00:00:00 (GMT -08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada) Yes (click here to learn more about ) Closed 0 0 12 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far. Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 50 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
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*I get the cuff from it's case on the wall and wrap it around your arm*
"Now I just need to set up my stethoscope and we'll be ready to blow this up" (giggle)
*I take my (pick a color) stethoscope from around my neck and put it into my ears. I place it on your arm, slipping it slightly under the cuff*
"Time to pump you up" (giggle) "Are you ready? "Are you sure you're ready?"
*Suddenly a balloon that was in the room explodes after my assistant (pick her name), secretly slipped into the room and jabbed it with a needle to deliberately startle you*
"You are now" (evil laugh)
(Do some pumping)
(evil laugh) "I'm pumping you up" (evil laugh) "Are things getting a little tight, as I pump.... you up?" (evil laugh)
(A little more pumping)
*I stop. I deflate the cuff and listen*
(Hissssssss - cuff deflating)
"Blood pressure, 140/85"
(This tests knowledge (or gained knowledge) of the blood pressure checking procedure, and also how to read a blood pressure)
*I remove my stethoscope from your arm, and my ears and place it back around my neck*
*I slip into my (blouse or scrub top) and pull out a (pick a color) balloon. I stretch it and twirl it as I speak*
"Blowing up our balloons drains our patients of their energy" (evil laugh) "......well, it actually transfers it, into their "balloon"" (evil laugh)
*I put the balloons to my lips and blow a puff of air into it, pushing it to softball size*
(Blow) (evil laugh)
"Are you feeling that energy of yours draining...." (evil laugh)....."down?"
*I put the balloon back to my mouth and blow*
*It inflates to melon size*
"How are you feeling honey? A little drained?" (evil laugh) "I just need to drain you a little more" (evil laugh)
*I give the balloon one more puff of air, pushing it to bowling ball size and then tie it off*
"When I drain a patient, it jacks up their blood pressure, so I'd better do your blood pressure again" (evil laugh)
*I take the balloon and tied it off. I then slide it up your shirt*
"Will you hold this for me?" (evil laugh) "You're looking a little bloated, how are you doing?" (evil laugh)
*I take my stethoscope from around my neck and put it back in my ears and onto your arm and I reach down and take hold of the pump, and smile*
"Don't mind me, I just have to pump you up a bit more"
(Do some pumping)
"I'm pumping you up" (evil laugh)
"almost there" (evil laugh)
*I stop and deflate the cuff and listen*
"Blood pressure 150/88. You're getting all blown up" (evil laugh.)
(This tests your ability to descriptively use balloons in this type of plot, and ties together the use of the balloons and blood pressure cuffs)
"Stay still for me honey. Actually, you're looking rather bloated and your blood pressure is all jacked up, you're not going anywhere" (evil laugh)
*I walk over to the door and open it*
"(Name an assistant), come in here please"
* I reach into my (whatever top you're wearing) and pull out a (color) balloon. I toss it to (your assistant)*
"I was just telling him how blowing up balloons drains a patient's energy. Be a good assistant and blow it up for him" (evil laugh) "blow it up!" (evil laugh)
*(assistant) begins blowing up the balloon as I get my stethoscope and slide it into your shirt and listen to your chest*
"Are you feeling even weaker? No....? "
"Keep blowing it (assistant), we want to completely drain him" (evil laugh) "..... blow him up!" (evil laugh)
*(Assistant smiles and twirls the balloon as she pinches it off*
(Assistant speaking): "Can I keep blowing. I'd like to blow him up even bigger" (evil giggle)
(Evil laugh) "Oh, yeah, keep blowing" (evil laugh)
*I take my stethoscope out of your shirt and out of my ears and place it back around my neck*
"With each blow, his blood pressure goes up and up..... and up.... and.....---"
*I turn to see how big (assistant) has blown up her balloon*
"Okay, that's enough. tie that baby off. Hmm, he's already holding one balloon in his shirt. Slide that under yours." (evil laugh)
*(Assistant) slides the balloon under her shirt and rubs her belly*
"Now you're looking a little bloated (assistant), are you pregnant" (evil laugh)
(This tests your skills at giving orders, as well as a small test to see if you can do two voices (not real important, but a fun bonus))
*You sit on the exam table, all puffed up and bloated*
"I'm sorry sir, someone is blowing up my phone" (evil laugh)
"(Place) blood pressure clinic, this is (character's name) how may I help you?"
(It's just a simple greeting test, but a great skill to have)
*I leave the office as I take the call*
*A moment later I re-enter wearing a(n) (pick a color, scrub top/blouse).*
"Hello sir, I'm Nurse (character name), I'll be your nurse today. If you haven't figured it out already, I'm a draining nurse, and my nurses and I are going to get you all blown up and drain your energy" (evil laugh)
(The segway is admittedly a little weak here, but a good intro is so important. This also tests your skill to throw in your own descriptions to modify the script just a little from the original)
(evil laugh) "Let's get a few more of my nurses in here and make this a real party" (evil laugh)
*I walk over to the intercom*
"Paging all draining nurses (you may name some if you'd like), to room 1."
*I see that the intercom play has gotten to you and call a few more codes just to jack you up even more*
"Code 'blow him up!' to room 1, code 'blow him up to room 1"
"Code 'pump him up!' to room 1, code 'pump him up" to room 1"
"Code 'we'll make him pop!' IN room 1, code 'we'll make him pop!" IN room 1"
(this tests your ability to act enough like a real nurse to fake it a little, and make it playful)
(This is a toughie, I admit)
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