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It's for a sales conference in the business world. Full script below. Apr 25, 2008 09:56:51 Pacific Time (US & Canada) Apr 26, 2008 09:00:00 Pacific Time (US & Canada) Yes (click here to learn more about
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OLD SHARK:
For thousands of years the deep waters of Atlantis have been run by a family of sharks that will stop at nothing to control their territory. Let’s just say this “family business” has a BITE of a reputation in the retirement and financial waters. These sharks feed on rollovers and they’ve grown fat and happy off of the business they've eaten up over the years. Led by the patriarch, Fidelity, and his two sons, Merrill and Eddie Jones, this family has proven to be the biggest Sharks in the water...until now.
Fade Up
On an Italian restaurant deep in the water. We hear “That’s Amore” playing in the background. Three Large Sharks (Fidelity, Eddie Jones and Merrill —father and sons) sit ready to eat dinner…Shrimp.
FIDELITY
So I says to Luigi, I says, variable annuity inside an IRA? That sounds terrific! Ha Ha.
EDDIE JONES
Dad, MERRILL, we gotta talk! Oh my God we gotta talk!
FIDELITY
Relax kid, have some scampi…
SHRIMP (turning to Fidelity)
Wait! (Pause) Uh, I saw, I uh, there’s a new shark in the waters. I saw him yesterday!
MERRILL (eating, mouth full)
Just relax buddy, this will go a whole lot easier for you if you just close your eyes.
EDDIE JONES
No Merrill, he’s right. That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you guys.
SHRIMP
Yea, what we’re tryin to tell you.
Merrill
So big deal, a new shark in town. Just take care of him Eddie, what? You don’t know what to do? Dad, pass the vino.
EDDIE JONES
I did, I brought like 50 of the boys yesterday down to his cove to scare him off, but he just played with us…taunted us. The guy is ice I’m telling you, ice!
FIDELITY
What did I do to deserve this? My own boy, scared of another shark…
MERRILL (mouth still full)
I’ll take care of him, pop.
FIDELITY
That’s my boy!
SHRIMP
They say he’s an *** Retirement shark.
FIDELITY
The hell did you just say?
SHRIMP
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EDDIE JONES
Yea, he said his name was Bruce, and someone told us he is from the *** family of Sharks.
FIDELITY
No, it’s not possible.
MERRILL
What, what’s the big deal, so we take him out?
(the nice Italian restaurant music slowly changes to the Jaws theme)
FIDELITY
Take him out? You don’t understand. My father, rest his soul, once told me about the AIG. I always thought they were just a myth, you know? A fairy tale. But if it’s true, and an AIG Retirement Shark is here in our waters…well then we’ll have to get serious.
EDDIE JONES
But Dad…
FIDELITY
Don’t interrupt me kid. We gotta think of a plan.
SHRIMP
Okay, so I’ll just be moseying on along then.
FIDELITY
I mean there are trillions of roll-over dollars out there right now, ready to be eaten up.
EDDIE JONES
But pop, I’m telling you...
MERRILL
Eddie! Shut up, we gotta strategerize on how to take this guy out!
EDDIE
He’s not alone!
FIDELITY/MERRILL
What!?
EDDIE JONES
I hear he’s bringing like 300 of his best *** sharks with him this week. They are coming to rally around what they say will be the biggest rollover feeding frenzy in history.
SHRIMP
And they are all swimming here...today!
MERRILL
Oh…my…G
FIDELITY
It’s over. We’re chum in the water!
(fade to Bruce waving to the camera then back to the sharks, logo animation appears for the show and then music stops. And we here in the blackness…)
EDDIE JONES
Dad.
FIDELITY
Yea kid.
EDDIE JONES
I love you.
FIDELITY
Shut up kid.
Full script added for audition:
SHRIMP (turning to Fidelity)
Wait! (Pause) Uh, I saw, I uh, there’s a new shark in the waters. I saw him yesterday!
SHRIMP
Yea, what we’re tryin to tell you.
SHRIMP
They say he’s an AIG Retirement shark.
SHRIMP
********
SHRIMP
Okay, so I’ll just be moseying on along then.
SHRIMP
And they are all swimming here...today!
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