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Looking for someone to do a Santa voice for a BuzzFeed web video.
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2013-12-04 21:57:03 GMT 2013-12-05 21:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Yes (click here to learn more about ) Closed 0 0 0 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far. Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 50 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
The are about 132 million homes that celebrate christmas!
Because of time zones and the earth rotation Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to cover 175 million miles while staying in total darkness.
He must hit 1,178 homes per second, or in other words he has 8/100,000 a second to fill the stocking, eat cookies, head back up the chimney and onto his sleigh carrying blank tons of gifts. (abcnews)
Sound impossible - not for santa
Santa is tricked out
His Sleigh --A leading theory is that the sleigh, though it needs to go fast, is just for show, Santa in reality, has manipulated wormholes or relativity clouds which are rips in time that allow him months to deliver presents while only a few minutes pass on earth. (good thing we leave out cookies)
His Deer - Red light is the best for getting through foggy cloudy nights, so though it is for show, Santa is being safe by bringing Rudolph.
His Toy Sack
Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a 2 pounds toy, the sleigh would carrying about 321,300 tons - not that possible- so his sack is probably a nano-toymaker that activates chimney soot and other carbons into gifts.
How does he know
Santa is into super-spy technologies like mind reading computers and flying robots. He also is running Naughty/nice algorithms connected to this technology to track if you are in one category or the other.
How do we know he is real
As if gifts weren’t all the proof you need, the north american aerospace defense command totally tracks santa - Norad says they use radar, satellites, santa cams and fighter jets to keep track of him. And Google earth tracks him too- check it out non believers.
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