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A branded video piece for *******************************************************
2013-11-13 15:35:14 GMT
2013-11-14 13:13:53 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Fixed - USD 200
120 seconds
English - USA and Canada
Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Male OR Senior Male
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
The Voice Actor should have at least 1 years of experience in the voice industry.
This is a non-union project

Script Details

A branded video piece for ******************************************************* 
They’re aloof… fickle…. and sometimes emotionless creatures.
They come and go as they please, they don’t respond when you call their name, and they never want to pet you when you want to be petted…


Humans—despite doing nothing all day—are stressed out, high strung, moody animals. Show them how to relax. Mmm. That’s the stuff.


Humans spend way too much time on their lightboxes. It is a good idea to prevent them from over using their lightboxes, especially when they are unreasonably eager to do so.


Humans seem to gravitate to water bowls that are far too tiny for their heads to fit. Whenever possible we must try and extract the invisible nectar— and leave it in a place their fat heads can reach. They also like to collect useless pieces of paper which you should feel free to pint out to them by knocking it all over the floor.


Humans enjoy petting as I’m sure you enjoy being petted from time to time. But if they do get a little to vigorous with the belly rubs bite the shit out of them—
or simply run away.


Much like their seeming nonchalance around the dreaded vacuum cleaner—Humans seem unphased by the hidden dangers of the blanket— whatever they are they must be stamped out.


They say “absence makes the heart grow fonder.” Hide from your human from time to time to show them how bleak their world would be without you. AND while the middle of the room is a perfect place to displace a hairball, so is under the couch.


Although technically this is not ‘taking care of your human...’ it is awesome and wicked fun. Just because they don’t have claws... don’t let them steal this joy.


Additionally you would do well to walk in between their legs once in a while so can practice feline grace.


Humans seem to be unfamiliar with the universal law of feline dominion “whatever touches a cat belongs to last cat that touched it” mark your territory frequently with your scent until they recognize your authority.

Remember Humans are frail.
They stub their toes on everything, they hit their head on the the simplest things, and they can throw out their back just by lifting something heavy—and yet they'll keep getting the same old heavy, dusty, litter rocks. We cats just need something light and odor absorbing—"

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