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2 main roles:
CURTIS (a pirate) - boisterous, rude, gruff. a classic pirate [think Alex Tudyk in Dodgeball]
ROYCE (a ninja) - sly, menacing, direct. a classic ninja [think Ken Jeong] 2012-03-26 22:59:48 GMT 2012-04-01 22:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Yes (click here to learn more about ) Closed 0 0 0 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far. Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 10 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
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Stop sneaking around and fight like
Royce disappears then re-appears behind Curtis, kicking him in the head, knocking him to the deck.
The last man I knew who wore a
shirt like that got a boob job and changed his name to Denise.
Funny you should say so, because I
got it off your dead mother!
Curtis gets to his feet and charges Royce, but Royce disappears then re-appears in the ship’s crow’s nest.
Give up now, ninja! I know this
ship like the back of me hand.
He then grabs a rope, but notices a spot on the back of his hand.
Hey, how did that get there? (to hand) Traitor! I should have cut
you off years ago.
Curtis then whacks the rope with his sword and vaults into the crow’s nest. There he and Royce duel.
Hey Pirate, ‘Knock Knock’.
CURTIS Who’s there?
A fat, stupid landlubber who can't
fight and is about to die!
Royce lunges and stabs Curtis’ hat, pinning it to the mast. Angered, Curtis grabs his hat and knocks Royce out of the crow’s nest. As Royce falls to the deck he yells:
Curtis sticks his blade into the sail and rides to the deck.
Royce flips to his feet. He attacks Curtis, backing him up a set of stairs; as he does, Curtis throws a knife, a bucket and then an octopus at Royce. They all miss but for the octopus which hits Royce and slithers away. Finally Royce has Curtis on the ropes.
Looks like I’ve got the last laugh
As Royce is about to attack, a voice interrupts from off screen. It is NINA, Royce’s ninja wife. The music stops.
NINA (O.S.) Royce? Honey? Royce?
REVEAL that the ship is parked in the driveway of Curtis’ suburban house. Nina is standing in the driveway of the ninjas’ house next door.
NINA (CONT'D) Royce, you forgot your lunch.
Royce, slumping, releases Curtis. He takes off his mask.
Thanks, honey. (to Curtis) I’m not
going to tell you again: Stop stealing my newspaper!
Royce grabs his briefcase and puts his sword inside. He then jumps down off the ship and goes to get his lunch. They kiss. Curtis dusts himself off and walks over to deck chair.
(to himself, mocking) Royce, honey,
you forgot your lunch. Argh. Sissy.
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