Order Me By Name

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Order Me By Name 
Candidates should read for BOTTLE. This is a comedic video. The VO candidate is representing our Russian standard bottle, and really our brand. He must have the following characteristics:

- English (US) speaking with authentic Russian accent
- Commanding/confident voice
- Somewhat ‘deep’ in nature
- Sexy/appealing to women

The record will take place at studios in NYC, but we can also accommodate an ISDN from anywhere in the US.
2012-06-06 11:40:12 GMT
2012-06-10 12:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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5 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 50 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.

Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Fixed - USD 400
English - Other
Middle Age Male
• Talent must record at a designated studio in a specified area OR
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
The Voice Actor should have at least 1 years of experience in the voice industry.
This is a non-union project

Script Details

Candidates should read for BOTTLE.
He must have the following characteristics:

- English (US) speaking with authentic Russian accent
- Commanding/confident voice
- Somewhat ‘deep’ in nature
- Sexy/appealing to women  
Three shots of vodka please.

BARTENDER (to Mark):
What kind?

Mark thinks about what kind to order, as BOTTLE begins talking to him

Hello. Up here. Toasting with friends? Might I suggest an authentic, premium Russian Vodka?

Mark responds quizzically
OK …???

Just ask for me by name.

Mark looks at the label and is confused by the Russian letters. He then says to Bartender
Alright.. I’ll have … aaa… ‘Pietch-can… ka-tapped’?

Not quite.

I’ll have aaa … pyckhaaaannstaaarpt?!?!

Walks up to Mark at bar
Hey Mark, did you get the shots?

Yeah, I’m working on it
(to Bartender)
Pie… char …
Mark then attempts to pronounce the words a few more times, each time worse and more absurd.
A pancake Chicken Taco, maybe… ?
Mark’s friends react confused.

Instead of trying to order my name in Cyrillic,
which translates as ‘Russky Standart’, just look right below, and order by my English name.

Ok, I’ll have three shots of Vadd-kkoo.

That word is Vodka – Lower.

Eagle-Bear ying-yang, thing-a-ma-jig …?

Allow me to help you.
(bottle slowly turns label to help with English)
Russian Standard.

OOOOOHHHHH… Russian Standard
(in a, of course, confident manner)
Three shots of Russian Standard please.
Bartender pours three shots – guys pick up there shots

Gentlemen, a Toast is in order.

May I?

Of course.

(Raising his glass to toast)
To our new friend, Russian Standard! 
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