Online Ordering ad

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Online Ordering ad 
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This ad is destined to people living on a small bunch of islands in the caribbean. One of the trying things about living there is that it's hard to find things on island and almost impossible to order stuff online.

we have a good service for that and want to introduce it in a light and comical manner. the ad is supposed to imply fun about other ads claimig to solve every problem in the world.

I have put Capitals in Brackets to show special direction that is not to be read and the other words in capitals to emphasize those words.

the idea to to have the text feel like it's not forced, so if you feel that it is please go ahead and change it like you wish as long as it does not change the direction of the ad. If you need to shorten or lenthen, please use common sense and do so if you think it will better the ad. I'm not a nut about changing script, i just want it to be comical, and to make a quick point, if you have some better jokes i'm all ears!

I have not designed the ad with any sound effects because I'm more of a print ad designer. Feel free to ad them where you think appropriate. 
2008-07-11 12:46:39 GMT
2008-07-18 12:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 50 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 49 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.

Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Flexible Price - USD 300
Commercials
Via Radio: British virgin Islands
60 sec
English - British OR English - USA and Canada
none
Young Adult Female OR Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Female OR Middle Age Male OR Senior Female OR Senior Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
The Voice Actor should have at least 3 years of experience in the voice industry.
The voice seeker is willing to hire either union or non-union talents for this project

Script Details

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I have put Capitals in Brackets to show special direction that is not to be read and the other words in capitals to emphasize those words.

Script provided by the seeker:

[IN A COMICAL, LIGHT JOKING TONE:]
This ad won’t solve ALL your problems. It won’t solve your drinking problem or make him fix the plumbing any faster. And it won’t help you crawl out of bed any earlier. To be honest, if your new pet likes to urinate on your pillow, we’re not gonna help solve that either….

[MORE SERIOUSLY:]
But we WILL help you order anything you want online fast. Get a virtual Miami address from ***************and order online as if you lived in Florida. Order online with a u.s. MAINLAND address without having to live there and [SARCATICALLY] deal with taxes, lots of police, or choosing between which clowns not to elect…

[QUICKLY READ DISCALIMER. JUST LIKE THOSE AT THE END OF MEDICINE ADS DESCRIBING SIDE EFFECTS:] Problem not unique to the United States

Like we said we’re not out to solve ALL your problems, just the one about ordering online. We could care less about your other problems, although our friendly staff WILL [SLOWLY] smile and nod [SARCATICALLY] just-in-case you ever feel like telling us about them.

[MORE SERIOUSLY]
The ************** Parcel Service. Try ordering online! Visit ****************** and click on the small-parcels box to the right. Now servicing Tortola, Virgin Gorda and Anegada. 
Sample for audition:

[IN A COMICAL, LIGHT JOKING TONE:]
This ad won’t solve ALL your problems. It won’t solve your drinking problem or make him fix the plumbing any faster. And it won’t help you crawl out of bed any earlier. To be honest, if your new pet likes to urinate on your pillow, we’re not gonna help solve that either….

[MORE SERIOUSLY:]
But we WILL help you order anything you want online fast. Get a virtual Miami address from ***************and order online as if you lived in Florida. Order online with a u.s. MAINLAND address without having to live there and [SARCATICALLY] deal with taxes, lots of police, or choosing between which clowns not to elect…
 
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