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This is a local radio commercial for a product naming company.
It's a satire designed to show the pitfalls of trying to name a product yourself. Characters should be humorous, "over the top" and have a larger than life quality.
Boss is a buffoon, blowhard type.
Jacques is a French suckup
Loomis is nerdy,
Mary is a spacey marketing director, etc.
Feel free to audition for more than one character if you wish.
Pay is $100 per character.
Oct 12, 2007 10:31:34 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Oct 19, 2007 09:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Yes (click here to learn more about
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0 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 100 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
It's a satire designed to show the pitfalls of trying to name a product yourself. Characters should be humorous, "over the top" and have a larger than life quality.
Boss is a buffoon, blowhard type.
Jacques is a French suckup
Loomis is nerdy,
Mary is a spacey marketing director, etc.
Feel free to audition for more than one character if you wish.
Pay is $100 per character.
Oct 12, 2007 10:31:34 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Oct 19, 2007 09:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Yes (click here to learn more about
)
Closed
95
95
0 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 100 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
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Fixed - USD 100 per voice
Commercials
English - North American
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Young Adult Female OR Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Female OR Middle Age Male
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There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
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Entire copy provided:
"You Want To Call It What?"
Scene: office meeting, subject: the new product launch
LARRY, CEO
Listen-Up People, I’ve come up with a great name for our new product: E-TRON . we’ll use a (high voice) little bitty e – it’s so trendy! You get it? “eTRON” ! It stands for electronic! – its perfect!
BREWSTER: Chief IP Attorney:
Have we checked trademark status boss?
LARRY
Who Cares? . I love the name.
JAQUES: French Accent (anxiously trying to get Boss’s attention:
But Boss…
LARRY:
Yes Jacques What is it?
JAQUES - French Accent (ALARMED)
You want to call it what!!
LARRY
eTRON , eTRON I said! with a (high voice) little bitty “e”
JAQUES:
But Boss, Etron means “Poo Poo” in French!
LARRY sheepishly-
(Pause) It does? You mean “Ka Ka?”
JAQUES:
I am afraid so Boss.
LARRY:
How about you Loomis, You’re the engineer… what do you think?
LOOMIS: Nerdy Programmer Type: (through his nose)
I Think we should call it A76-ZCRM
LARRY
Groans
MARY, Marketing Director:
Lets call it “ A Twist of “Mist
JAQUES I like Acronyms. How about: E.T.C, or PBL or OMG or TPT, Or DTC or (fade under into hubbub)
LOOMIS : how about A27SVT, 22-47 rev 36, Version 1.2
MARY: I like
BREWSTER:
Everyone is talking at once “how about this , how about that, etc. Please audition for your part:
"You Want To Call It What?"
Scene: office meeting, subject: the new product launch.
LARRY, CEO
Listen-Up People, I’ve come up with a great name for our new product: E-TRON . we’ll use a (high voice) little bitty e – it’s so trendy! You get it? “eTRON” ! It stands for electronic! – its perfect!
BREWSTER: Chief IP Attorney:
Have we checked trademark status boss?
LARRY
Who Cares? . I love the name.
JAQUES: French Accent (anxiously trying to get Boss’s attention:
But Boss…
LARRY:
Yes Jacques What is it?
JAQUES - French Accent (ALARMED)
You want to call it what!!
LARRY
eTRON , eTRON I said! with a (high voice) little bitty “e”
JAQUES:
But Boss, Etron means “Poo Poo” in French!
LARRY sheepishly-
(Pause) It does? You mean “Ka Ka?”
JAQUES:
I am afraid so Boss.
LARRY:
How about you Loomis, You’re the engineer… what do you think?
LOOMIS: Nerdy Programmer Type: (through his nose)
I Think we should call it A76-ZCRM
LARRY
Groans
MARY, Marketing Director:
Lets call it “ A Twist of “Mist
JAQUES I like Acronyms. How about: E.T.C, or PBL or OMG or TPT, Or DTC or (fade under into hubbub)
LOOMIS : how about A27SVT, 22-47 rev 36, Version 1.2
MARY: I like
BREWSTER:
Everyone is talking at once “how about this , how about that, etc.
"You Want To Call It What?"
Scene: office meeting, subject: the new product launch
LARRY, CEO
Listen-Up People, I’ve come up with a great name for our new product: E-TRON . we’ll use a (high voice) little bitty e – it’s so trendy! You get it? “eTRON” ! It stands for electronic! – its perfect!
BREWSTER: Chief IP Attorney:
Have we checked trademark status boss?
LARRY
Who Cares? . I love the name.
JAQUES: French Accent (anxiously trying to get Boss’s attention:
But Boss…
LARRY:
Yes Jacques What is it?
JAQUES - French Accent (ALARMED)
You want to call it what!!
LARRY
eTRON , eTRON I said! with a (high voice) little bitty “e”
JAQUES:
But Boss, Etron means “Poo Poo” in French!
LARRY sheepishly-
(Pause) It does? You mean “Ka Ka?”
JAQUES:
I am afraid so Boss.
LARRY:
How about you Loomis, You’re the engineer… what do you think?
LOOMIS: Nerdy Programmer Type: (through his nose)
I Think we should call it A76-ZCRM
LARRY
Groans
MARY, Marketing Director:
Lets call it “ A Twist of “Mist
JAQUES I like Acronyms. How about: E.T.C, or PBL or OMG or TPT, Or DTC or (fade under into hubbub)
LOOMIS : how about A27SVT, 22-47 rev 36, Version 1.2
MARY: I like
BREWSTER:
Everyone is talking at once “how about this , how about that, etc. Please audition for your part:
"You Want To Call It What?"
Scene: office meeting, subject: the new product launch.
LARRY, CEO
Listen-Up People, I’ve come up with a great name for our new product: E-TRON . we’ll use a (high voice) little bitty e – it’s so trendy! You get it? “eTRON” ! It stands for electronic! – its perfect!
BREWSTER: Chief IP Attorney:
Have we checked trademark status boss?
LARRY
Who Cares? . I love the name.
JAQUES: French Accent (anxiously trying to get Boss’s attention:
But Boss…
LARRY:
Yes Jacques What is it?
JAQUES - French Accent (ALARMED)
You want to call it what!!
LARRY
eTRON , eTRON I said! with a (high voice) little bitty “e”
JAQUES:
But Boss, Etron means “Poo Poo” in French!
LARRY sheepishly-
(Pause) It does? You mean “Ka Ka?”
JAQUES:
I am afraid so Boss.
LARRY:
How about you Loomis, You’re the engineer… what do you think?
LOOMIS: Nerdy Programmer Type: (through his nose)
I Think we should call it A76-ZCRM
LARRY
Groans
MARY, Marketing Director:
Lets call it “ A Twist of “Mist
JAQUES I like Acronyms. How about: E.T.C, or PBL or OMG or TPT, Or DTC or (fade under into hubbub)
LOOMIS : how about A27SVT, 22-47 rev 36, Version 1.2
MARY: I like
BREWSTER:
Everyone is talking at once “how about this , how about that, etc.
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