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Please cover all scripted dialogue, but feel free to go off script as well. Please provide several takes on each line, don't forget to read the alternate lines wherever they appear, and feel free to toss in other ideas. PLEASE don't try to be funny, though. Play it straight, be true to the character. We're hoping for unexpected, weird, off-kilter moments.
We don't need anything edited or mixed. Just send a big file of everything exactly as you recorded it. We'll find and use the pieces we want.
2010-01-29 15:18:12 GMT 2010-02-01 12:00:00 (GMT -06:00) Central Time (US & Canada) Yes (click here to learn more about ) Closed 0 0 8 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far. Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 50 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
AUSTIN: You’re welcome. Where am I?
INTERVIEWER: (ENTHUSIASTIC) Father of Texas.
INTERVIEWER: (LEANING FORWARD TO ASK A HARD-HITTING QUESTION) If I may... how did that happen, you becoming Texas's dad. Too personal?
AUSTIN: It’s pretty simple. When a daddy and a mommy love each other very much, they go into a room together and engage in a complex process of colonialism, military tactics and basic diplomacy.
INTERVIEWER: (WHISPERING) Erotic.
AUSTIN: Nine months later, the stork comes along. And presto. Little baby Texas.
INTERVIEWER: (WISTFUL) You know, I never knew my father.
INTERVIEWER: What was Texas like as a child?
AUSTIN: He was a bed wetter.
AUSTIN: Big time.
INTERVIEWER: Peein’ the ol’ sheets.
AUSTIN: Every morning, wee-wee all over his Nacogdoches... Are you holding my hand?
CUT WIDE TO REVEAL THAT INTERVIEWER HAS INDEED TAKEN HOLD OF AUSTIN’S HAND.
INTERVIEWER: I don’t think so, dad.
AUSTIN: (CLEARS THROAT)
C.U. ON HANDS AS AUSTIN WITHDRAWS HIS.
INTERVIEWER: Mister Austin. In French, Monsieur Le Ah-STEEN.
INTERVIEWER: Did you have any other children?
AUSTIN: No. Well, Nebraska.
INTERVIEWER: The state of Nebraska?
AUSTIN: The MISTAKE of Nebraska. That’s what I call it.
CUT TO INTERVIEWER STARING AT AUSTIN.
AUSTIN: It’s not what it sounds like.
INTERVIEWER: It sounds like you illegitimately fathered Nebraska.
AUSTIN: Then it IS what it sounds like.
INTERVIEWER: Any regrets, Daddy?
AUSTIN: What’s that?
INTERVIEWER: Any regrets, dude...y?
AUSTIN: No. I find that regrets only make you feel bad about something you did that was horrible.
INTERVIEWER: I hear that.
AUSTIN: Yeah. (PAUSE) Hand.
CUT WIDE TO SHOW INTERVIEWER HAS TAKEN AUSTIN’S HAND AGAIN.
INTERVIEWER: (NERVOUS LAUGH) This keeps happening.
AUSTIN: Yes it does.
INTERVIEWER: (LOOKING AT BLUE CARD) Here’s something neat: The capitol of Texas is named after you.
AUSTIN: They named it Francine?
INTERVIEWER: They named it Austin.
AUSTIN: Oh. (EXPLAINING) My middle name is Francine.
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