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Story is narrated by a voice like the narrator in “Pushing Daisies” a kind of mid-Atlantic British twinge.
This is the story of a Web entrepreneur named Millard. Millard had an idea for a product he called the MacGuffin. Of course Millard's wife Millie thought Millard was an idiot, "Millard you're an idiot," she said, "no one is going to ever buy a MacGuffin."
But Millard had confidence, and despite Millie's mutterings…
He proceeded to market his MacGuffin.
[knocking sound fx
door opening sound fx]
Hello, my name's Millard and …
[sound fx of door slamming]
Och! That's rude!
After a very frustrating day knocking on doors and being hung-up on….
Hi, I'm Millard and …
[sound fx of phone slamming down and dial tone]
Millard had a thought, he would create a MacGuffin website. To which Millie, Millard's wife said: "Millard you're an idiot, no one is going to go to your MacGuffin website."
But despite his dubious significant other, Millard hired [cha-ching sound fx] a website designer who was a specialist in search engine optimization. That would surely bring in the business
[cha-ching-cha-ching sound fx]
It would only be a matter of time before Millard would be known as the MacGuffin Millionaire.
And in fact the hits started to role in [bing-bing-bing sound fx] from all over the world, Malaysia, Morocco, Milwaukee, and more,
Look at those hits!
But, alas, still no orders. Millard was mortified.
Where are all the orders? (SIGH…)
One day Millard had an epiphany …
Actually, more like an overdose of mocha lattés [expresso machine sound fx], but nevertheless Millard finally understood that the trouble with his website was, he wasn't connecting to his audience. So Millard searched the Web for someone who was expert at delivering memorable marketing messages.
What I need is someone who can create meaningful, memorable, marketing messages.
But Millard's wife Millie wasn't impressed, she said… "Millard you're an idiot, you'll never find someone you can afford who can create memorable marketing messages for the MacGuffin."
But Millard was not deterred. After a long and tiring search…
[typing sound fx]
This is exhausting… (SIGH)
Millard found just what he was looking for [cheers, applause, celebration sound fx], a company that could inform, enlighten, entertain, and engage his website visitors by making marvelous, memorable, marketing messages with the creation of a branded video Web-host, enhanced with signature sound design.
His new friends created everything in-house from concept to implementation, from graphic and motion design to Web-design, from script writing to video-production to post-production, from music composition to signature sound design. In short they told Millard's MacGuffin story in the most memorable manner, making Millard the very first MacGuffin millionaire.
[cha-ching-cha-ching sound fx]
Oh yes, one last thing, when Millard showed up one day with a Mercedes for Millie, she said: "Oh Millard, you're a genius, I told you the MacGuffin was marvelous."
To which Millard just smiled.
Cut to bumper, logo, tag.
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