Law Firm IVR Parody

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Law Firm IVR Parody 
Hello - This project is for a fake law firm offering sexually-related legal services. The end goal should be a short parody of the sorts of personal-injury lawyers that promote their services on television. There are a couple of fill in the blanks below where we haven't settled on anything specific for the script. Feel free to insert a title of your choosing or simply pass over those lines.

With that in mind, have fun, feel free to improv a bit, but please make sure to give us at read that stays faithful to the script as written.

Thanks, and Good Luck!
2011-06-07 15:16:23 GMT
2011-06-21 14:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 100 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.

Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
To be defined
IVR, voicemail, phone systems, and on-hold messages
appx 1 Minute or script legnth
English - ANY
Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Female OR Middle Age Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email
• Deliver edited and finished voice tracks
The Voice Actor should have at least 10 years of experience in the voice industry.
This is a non-union project

Script Details

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Have you had a disappointing sexual experience?

Here at [INSERT FICTIONAL LAW FIRM], we believe that sex is an implied contract to provide orgasm, so if you weren't completely satisfied with a recent sexual encounter, then you could be entitled to compensation.

Our lawyers are experts in such fields as; orgasmic fraud, misrepresentation of girth, clitoral negligence, post-ejaculatory stress disorder, and the widespread 'you looked hotter when I was drunk' scam; So why not join the thousands of people who have already retained our services to turn that one night stand into up to ten grand?

If you didn't get yours, we'll make sure they get theirs.
Remember, sex is a legally-binding, implied contract to provide orgasm. If you never came, you could make a claim.
For more information or to file your claim, please visit
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