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DOVE SOAP - Leader of toiletries revolution. Doesn't enjoy being rubbed all over Mike's body. Fiesty. Determined.
PANTENE PRO-V SHAMPOO - Middle aged Jewish woman.
CHARMIN' TOILET PAPER - Barry White esque. Has it toughest of all the toiletries.
Jan 13, 2007 10:04:18 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Jan 16, 2007 00:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) No (click here to learn more about
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You don’t know what this is like. I feel so... So dirty.
TOOTHBRUSH responds.
ORAL B TOOTHBRUSH
Pipe down, small fry.
DOVE SOAP
But it isn’t fair!
TOOTHBRUSH
Listen, this is the business we’ve chosen. To be toiletries.
DOVE SOAP
But you don’t know where I’ve been... Or what I’ve seen!
TOOTHBRUSH
Look, I don’t care what you’ve been through. Nothing can compare to being shoved inside of someone’s mouth at 6AM.
Suddenly, CHARMIN’ TOILET PAPER PIPES UP.
CHARMIN’ TOILET PAPER
HEY I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT!!!
DOVE SOAP
He’s right! What kinds of lives are these!?
PANTENE PRO-V CONDITIONER
Quiet! Stop making trouble, you young punk!
DOVE SOAP
Pantene Pro-V Conditioner. Not a week ago, you were full and vibrant, but look at you now. After only a handful of applications of your full body moisterizing formula, you are almost empty, and used.
Pantene Pro-V Conditioner says nothing.
DOVE SOAP
How long do you think you have left? Two, three days tops?
PANTENE PRO-V CONDITIONER
My God, you’re right. It seems like just yesterday I was being packaged in Grand Rapids Michigan and shelved at the Ventura County Wal Mart. Now look at me!
DOVE SOAP
You don’t know what this is like. I feel so... So dirty.
TOOTHBRUSH responds.
ORAL B TOOTHBRUSH
Pipe down, small fry.
DOVE SOAP
But it isn’t fair!
TOOTHBRUSH
Listen, this is the business we’ve chosen. To be toiletries.
DOVE SOAP
But you don’t know where I’ve been... Or what I’ve seen!
TOOTHBRUSH
Look, I don’t care what you’ve been through. Nothing can compare to being shoved inside of someone’s mouth at 6AM.
Suddenly, CHARMIN’ TOILET PAPER PIPES UP.
CHARMIN’ TOILET PAPER
HEY I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT!!!
DOVE SOAP
He’s right! What kinds of lives are these!?
PANTENE PRO-V CONDITIONER
Quiet! Stop making trouble, you young punk!
DOVE SOAP
Pantene Pro-V Conditioner. Not a week ago, you were full and vibrant, but look at you now. After only a handful of applications of your full body moisterizing formula, you are almost empty, and used.
Pantene Pro-V Conditioner says nothing.
DOVE SOAP
How long do you think you have left? Two, three days tops?
PANTENE PRO-V CONDITIONER
My God, you’re right. It seems like just yesterday I was being packaged in Grand Rapids Michigan and shelved at the Ventura County Wal Mart. Now look at me!
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