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North American voice needed fo audiobook
LTK6307700622X
This is an audiobook called "The Darwin Awards". It consists of 3 readers in a humourous, but not over the top presentation style. 2 of the three readers have been cast. We are looking for either a male or female to complete this trio. Humor is a plus! Fun, Funny, Sick expressive. Read everything in the attachments, all three stories to be considered. Pay is $200 /finished audio hour. MUST BE IN LOS ANGELES- Recording in VAN NUYS
Aug 07, 2006 17:03:26 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada)
Aug 14, 2006 00:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada)
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Flexible - USD 200
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English - North American
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Young Adult Female OR Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Female OR Middle Age Male OR Senior Female OR Senior Male
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DARWIN AWARD: MAN DROWNS IN KITCHEN SINK
Confirmed by Darwin
26 May 2004, AUSTRIA
The manager of an apartment house was surprised to find the legs of a corpse sticking out of an apartment window. Police entered the apartment and found the deceased man´s head soaking in a sink full of hot water.
Apparently the out of work Austrian had returned home after a night of drinking and drugs. He decided to slip in through the kitchen window. Thje window was fixed at the vase and tilted out, giving him jsut enough room to squeeze his head through as far as the sink before he got stuck. While flailing around trying to escape, he turned on the hot water tap.
Police were not surer why he had not turned off the water, pulle-d the plug, ot-perhaps most important-entered through the front doot, since they found the keys on his pants pocket.
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HONORABLE MENTION KILLS BUGS DEAD
Confirmed by Darwin
29 April 2004, WEST VIRGINIA
Ed, sixty-three, has trouble with termites at home. He had heard that natural gas was dangerous, and figured it would be a good, low-cost way to fumigate his house. So he shut the doors and windows, turned on the gas, and spent the night in a nearby camper trailer with his wife. The next morning he stepped out of the trailer, took a breath of the crisp, cool air, and strode over to his house.
When he opened the door, the slight spark from the latch ignited the cloud of natural gas that had accumulated in his home. The force of the explosion blew him off the porch and into a nearby creek, knocked out the town’s telephones and electricity and blew the doors off a church. It rattled windows and nerves six miles away.
Ed was evacuated by helicopter to the burn unit at Cabell Huntington Hospital. His house was uninsured. It is presumed that the fumigation was effective.
DARWIN AWARD: MAN DROWNS IN KITCHEN SINK
Confirmed by Darwin
26 May 2004, AUSTRIA
The manager of an apartment house was surprised to find the legs of a corpse sticking out of an apartment window. Police entered the apartment and found the deceased man´s head soaking in a sink full of hot water.
Apparently the out of work Austrian had returned home after a night of drinking and drugs. He decided to slip in through the kitchen window. Thje window was fixed at the vase and tilted out, giving him jsut enough room to squeeze his head through as far as the sink before he got stuck. While flailing around trying to escape, he turned on the hot water tap.
Police were not surer why he had not turned off the water, pulle-d the plug, ot-perhaps most important-entered through the front doot, since they found the keys on his pants pocket.
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Confirmed by Darwin
26 May 2004, AUSTRIA
The manager of an apartment house was surprised to find the legs of a corpse sticking out of an apartment window. Police entered the apartment and found the deceased man´s head soaking in a sink full of hot water.
Apparently the out of work Austrian had returned home after a night of drinking and drugs. He decided to slip in through the kitchen window. Thje window was fixed at the vase and tilted out, giving him jsut enough room to squeeze his head through as far as the sink before he got stuck. While flailing around trying to escape, he turned on the hot water tap.
Police were not surer why he had not turned off the water, pulle-d the plug, ot-perhaps most important-entered through the front doot, since they found the keys on his pants pocket.
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HONORABLE MENTION KILLS BUGS DEAD
Confirmed by Darwin
29 April 2004, WEST VIRGINIA
Ed, sixty-three, has trouble with termites at home. He had heard that natural gas was dangerous, and figured it would be a good, low-cost way to fumigate his house. So he shut the doors and windows, turned on the gas, and spent the night in a nearby camper trailer with his wife. The next morning he stepped out of the trailer, took a breath of the crisp, cool air, and strode over to his house.
When he opened the door, the slight spark from the latch ignited the cloud of natural gas that had accumulated in his home. The force of the explosion blew him off the porch and into a nearby creek, knocked out the town’s telephones and electricity and blew the doors off a church. It rattled windows and nerves six miles away.
Ed was evacuated by helicopter to the burn unit at Cabell Huntington Hospital. His house was uninsured. It is presumed that the fumigation was effective.
DARWIN AWARD: MAN DROWNS IN KITCHEN SINK
Confirmed by Darwin
26 May 2004, AUSTRIA
The manager of an apartment house was surprised to find the legs of a corpse sticking out of an apartment window. Police entered the apartment and found the deceased man´s head soaking in a sink full of hot water.
Apparently the out of work Austrian had returned home after a night of drinking and drugs. He decided to slip in through the kitchen window. Thje window was fixed at the vase and tilted out, giving him jsut enough room to squeeze his head through as far as the sink before he got stuck. While flailing around trying to escape, he turned on the hot water tap.
Police were not surer why he had not turned off the water, pulle-d the plug, ot-perhaps most important-entered through the front doot, since they found the keys on his pants pocket.
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