Jelly Jokes

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Jelly Jokes 
We are looking for voice actors to take on the role of a joke telling Jelly for a UK children's website. The audience is boys and girls 6-9 - a tough audience to win over with comedy - so the voice auditions need to be hilariously funny. You need to throw your all into being the funniest Jelly on the planet !

As we have already cast a few USA accents for this project we aren't looking for American accents but regional UK accents - as this project is a UK commission so please ensure all auditions are clearly UK accents.

We are looking for talented actors to voice Granny Jelly, Silly Jelly and a Princess Jelly.

To see what the characters look like, please see the link below:

As this is a comedy website for kids - the voice direction is simply 'hilarious upbeat and fun'.

We have listed a few sample jokes for each character for you to audition with.

Good luck and thank you.
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2013-04-04 06:59:04 GMT
2013-04-30 06:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Fixed - GBP 100
Training, business presentations, sales, and web sites
1 page
English - British
Regional British - NOT Amercian
Child OR Young Adult Female OR Senior Female
• Audio files must be delivered via email
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
The Voice Actor should have at least 1 years of experience in the voice industry.
The voice seeker is willing to hire either union or non-union talents for this project

Script Details

You need to throw your all into being the funniest Jelly on the planet !

As this is a comedy website for kids - the voice direction is simply 'hilarious upbeat and fun'. 
Here are the list of Jokes for auditions.

Granny Jelly's Jokes

Q. What time to ducks get up?
A. At the quack of dawn

Q. What do you give to a sick lemon?

A. Lemon aid!

Q. What did you the policeman say to his belly?
A. You’re under a vest

Q. Why do skeletons not play music in the church?
A. Because they have no organs!

Q. What did one tonsil say to the other?
A. Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out!

Silly Jelly's Jokes

Q. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot

Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming at the same time? Because they only have one pair of trunks!

Q. Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A. I'm not telling you. You might spread it!

Q. What’s brown and sticky? 

A. A brown stick.

Q. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A. Because it wasn't peeling well!

Princess Jelly's jokes

Q: What type of music are balloons scared of?

A: Pop music!

Q. Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?
A. Because seven ate nine.

Q. What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

A. An astronut!

Q. What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
A. A doctopus 
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