Irks iPhone Game

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Irks iPhone Game 
The basic premise of this game is a small caricature of a stereotypical annoying person appears on the screen. A randomly selected statement is made in a voice that matches the characters persona. The player will then interact with the character by touching the screen, rotating and shaking the device and blowing into the microphone. The reaction of the character will be negative in nature as if it were unpleasant, the more dramatic the movement the more dramatic the reaction. During the reaction randomly selected grunts and gowns will be made. Reactions will be in a “Rubber Doll” fashion. No blood or any overtly violent reaction will be made.

Characters “Irks”:
The Boss
Combover hair stile
Blank, Lost, Dumb Expression

Middle Aged
Dated Clothing
Nagging Expression

Financial Wizard
Middle Aged
Business Suite
Sneaky Con Artist

Ms. Perfect
Mid Twenties
Large Breasts
Small Waits
Curvy Hips
Perfect Hair Style
Knows She is better then us

Mr. All That
Mid Twenties
Stylish Dresser
Perfect Hair Style
Knows he is every woman's dream

Personal Trainer
Aggressive Expression
Sporty Outfit

2009-06-05 11:10:57 GMT
2009-06-09 10:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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0 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 20 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 16 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.

Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Flexible Price - USD 1500
A number of short one line statements
English - USA and Canada
see description
Young Adult Female OR Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Female OR Middle Age Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email
• Deliver edited and finished voice tracks AND
• Provide voice direction
Not defined
The voice seeker is willing to hire either union or non-union talents for this project

Script Details

Sample scritp provided for auditions:
(please submit a few lines according to the character you want to perform)

The Boss
There’s no money in the budget for your raise.
Can you cut your vacation short?
Your job depends on this.
Have this done by Monday, and have a good weekend.
I’m going golfing today, so hold down the fort.
This is going to show on your review.
The meeting will be at 4:30 on Friday.
So how long have you been with the company ... not counting tomorrow?
This is an idea I like! Its mine.
Hey, that part where you called me, 'your highness', instead of 'sir'? I liked that keep it up.
Don't forget, I need to be taking credit for that proposal by four.
Saturday and Sunday are catch-up days.
Please have my coffee ready when I get in at 10:15
80 hour workweeks are normal.
Just shut-up and do it.
Safety is not my concern, besides it’s over rated.

My kid should have never married you.
When are you going to get a real job.
I always knew you were good for nothing.
Just do what you are told.
Can’t you do anything right?
Can’t you just make my kid happy?
I told my kid they should have stayed in their last relationship.
What on earth was my kid thinking when you guys married.
Lord help us if you have children.
Do you take medication for that?
I knew that you were a loser the first time I met you.
You’d better get another job, my child cannot live in this dump.

Financial Wizard
Of course your money is safe.
You can just refinance later before the interest rates change.
Trust me, I know money.
The stock market is the best place for your money.
Do I look like the money fairy?
Don’t worry so much, It’s just money, you can make more.
There’s always a risk!
Well, we mitigate the downside risk by leveraging the upside to reflect the left side until, well, it is complicated.
Better get while the get-tin's good.
Wow! I sure am glad that was not my money.
Me? I always keep my money under my matters.
I can approve your lone but you will need to ware this electronic bracelet on your ankle.
Don’t worry about it, putting your house in my name is a good thing.
Just sign it, we’ll work out the details later.
I don’t understand the math either, but I think it works.

Ms. Perfect
It seems I can eat what ever I want and I never gain any weight.
I was born beautiful.
Yes, I know It’s a pleasure to meet me.
Don’t hate me because I am beautiful.
I am my own best friend.
I can’t, I just had my nails done.
Don’t, you will mess up my hair.
I know you want to buy me a drink.
So how big is your bank account?
I look great in this outfit, I am just so Christmas Cookie.
Wow it is so hard to be me.
Whenever I look into the mirror I get so impressed.
I don’t understand how do people like you live?
Tell your boyfriend to stop staring at me.
If I looked like you, I would not leave the house…
I am a perfect 10.

Mr. All That
Everyone loves me.
I have never met a man that did not want to be me.
I am the envy of every one that knows me.
I know, it is a pleasure to meet me.
I thought I was wrong one time, but as it turns out I was right.
Hot is my middle name.
I know, you can’t resist me.
How about a ticket to this gun show, Caboom!
I sure am impressed when I look in the mirror.
I’m not ready for a relationship right now, but please feel free to get in line.
It's not you, it's me, and how annoyed I am by you.
It is all about me.
I am the center of your universe.

Personal Trainer
Put down the doughnut and get running.
Did you have a piece of toast, or a loaf of toast.
Exercise hurts, get used to it.
Crunches does your gut good.
Did you count your calories today, or can you not go that high?
Shut-up and workout.
All that sitting around is what made your but big.
Push away from the table.
I will slap that fork right out of your mouth, just like your mom should have done.
That pizza is going straight to your gut.
Next time just glue those doughnuts to your hips.
Wow, did you really eat the whole thing?
Even spandex has its limits
Wow, that’s you calorie count for today, I thought that it was a credit card number.
You’re not supposed to eat while you’re exercising.
There are no bacon flavored exercise drinks.
You can’t fix ugly.
Gravy is not a salad dressing.

Grunts and Groans
A set of 10 Grunts and Grows for each Irk will be used while the Irk is in play. 
Please note that you should only use the script or your recording of it for auditioning purposes. The script is property, unless otherwise specified, of the voice seeker and it is protected by international copyright laws.

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