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It's intended to be funny and there will be lots of "in jokes" about people in the audience. There will be images on screen so the finished presentation will be a video.
There will be various lively and colourful (and hopefully funny!) scenes with people arguing and shouting, so this will suit an actor rather than a straight commercial voice over man.
The recording will be at a location in Kent probably September/October, so it would suit someone based in London or SE England.
Our client will want to listen to your audition so please read the script below (generic demos will not be considered).
The total budget is £275.00 which includes your travel to Kent for the day's recording.
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Once upon a time there was a poor mother who lived alone with her son Jack. All they had in the world was an old cow to give them milk. One day the cow stopped giving milk so the woman decided to sell her. So Jack set off to market with the cow. But on the way he met an old woman.
Old woman’s voice;
That’s a lovely cow you’ve got there. I’ll tell you what I’ll do. You give the cow to me and in exchange I’ll give you five beans. Now these five beans are very special, in fact they’re magic and they’ll bring you good luck.
“So let’s get this straight” said Mike. “You’ve swopped our last cow for a five beans”.
“Look, these are not just any beans” said Jack, “They’re magic beans”.
(Shouting) “You bloody idiot, how could you be so stupid. Of all the stupid things you’ve done, this here is the most stupid ever”
(Shouting back angrily) “Don’t call me stupid. Are you not listening to what I’m saying? These are magic beans. And they’ll bring us some good luck and let’s face it we could bloody well do with some good luck”.
(Shouting) “No, you’re a bloody idiot. Here we are under a witch’s curse, Nick Jones has turned into a bloody giant and gone off with all the cows and all the diggers and everything else and you take our last cow and sell it for some beans
(Shouting) “Don’t you dare speak to me like that. I’m the only one who was prepared to go to the market in the first place. You lazy buggers were all happy to sit here on your backsides and let me do all the work. We’ll I’ve got news for all of you; you’re fired. Get your bloody P45s and get out of here.
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