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Please label your audition with the character name and your first name- NO SLATE- we are looking for something fairly close to these descriptions if not spot on. Have fun and do your best!! Looking forward to hearing your impressions. 2015-04-07 16:49:50 GMT 2015-04-07 18:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Yes (click here to learn more about ) Closed 4 4 1 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far. Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 15 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 4 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
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SFX: Intro music of the show “Sienfield”.
JS: Thank you. Before, I want to clarify: There will be NO sexist jokes tonight.
People get offended with sexism.
They think we talk about their mother.
Don´t mess with my mother. My daughter... maybe.
JS: No... No one should be sexist.
SFX: Clap and wooo.
JS: But... We do get rapey sometimes. Specially when dancing latin.
JS: I love latin dancing...there´s Girls. And mini skirts.
And the hands beyond personal boundaries.
Up goes the mini skirt!
Underwear is revealed for everyone to see!
And…. You know who loves this music?
SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE: Your mother!
JS: Don´t mess with my mother.
My daughter… maybe
RELIGION Ricky Gervais.
RG: Well, I’ll sum it all up for you: There is no god.
SFX: Awkward laughter.
RG: Oh… Don’t do that. Don´t... I’m answering mankind’s longest lingering question!
You’re fucking welcome.
RG: I’m saving you from a lifetime of “why god”... “thank you god”... “god knows”.
There is no god. Want proof?
You fall in love. Divorce. You get rich. Bankruptcy. You fall in love again. Aids.
RG: Sad though. I would love for there to be someone like him.
RG: Papa god taking care of us….and us having no say in the matter.
Like a nice left wing dictator.
Defending us from Satan, McDonalds. Debt. Aids. The US.
Wait… Hugo Chavez stood against the US and McDonalds.
RG: Two out of four. That´s God enough for me, Chavez.
RACISM Chris Rock
CR: No, no wait.
But you know what’s the most annoying thing in the universe?
I don´t mean the world, I mean the entire fucking universe…
is when a white man makes a brother impersonation.
SFX: Yeah! And Laughter.
CR: You know what I’m talking about.
“I be trippin all week”.
They all know how to talk hood.
They do it in buses, in parks… on twitter!
And I’m telling you this takes practice.
But two can play that game.
CR: I want the world to know two can play that game.
So... I’m targeting the chinese.
1.3 billion chinese will know about my impersonation.
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