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Ricky Gervais/Chris Rock/Jerry Seinfeld

Please label your audition with the character name and your first name- NO SLATE- we are looking for something fairly close to these descriptions if not spot on. Have fun and do your best!! Looking forward to hearing your impressions. 
2015-04-07 16:49:50 GMT
2015-04-07 18:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Fixed - USD 300
Training, business presentations, sales, and web sites
English - USA and Canada
Ricky Gervais/Chris Rock/Jerry Seinfeld
Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Male
Source Connect
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
Not defined
The voice seeker is willing to hire either union or non-union talents for this project

Script Details

custom demo required 
SEXISM. Jerry Seinfeld

SFX: Intro music of the show “Sienfield”.

JS: Thank you. Before, I want to clarify: There will be NO sexist jokes tonight.

SFX: Laughter.

People get offended with sexism.
They think we talk about their mother.
Don´t mess with my mother. My daughter... maybe.

SFX: Laughter.

JS: No... No one should be sexist.

SFX: Clap and wooo.

JS: But... We do get rapey sometimes. Specially when dancing latin.

SFX: wooo.

JS: I love latin dancing...there´s Girls. And mini skirts.
And the hands beyond personal boundaries.
Up goes the mini skirt!
Underwear is revealed for everyone to see!
And…. You know who loves this music?


JS: Don´t mess with my mother.
My daughter… maybe
RELIGION Ricky Gervais.

RG: Well, I’ll sum it all up for you: There is no god.

SFX: Awkward laughter.

RG: Oh… Don’t do that. Don´t... I’m answering mankind’s longest lingering question!
You’re fucking welcome.

SFX: Laughter.

RG: I’m saving you from a lifetime of “why god”... “thank you god”... “god knows”.
There is no god. Want proof?
You fall in love. Divorce. You get rich. Bankruptcy. You fall in love again. Aids.

SFX: Laughter.

RG: Sad though. I would love for there to be someone like him.

SFX: Laughter.

RG: Papa god taking care of us….and us having no say in the matter.
Like a nice left wing dictator.
Defending us from Satan, McDonalds. Debt. Aids. The US.
Wait… Hugo Chavez stood against the US and McDonalds.

SFX: Laughs.

RG: Two out of four. That´s God enough for me, Chavez.
RACISM Chris Rock

SFX: Laughter.

CR: No, no wait.
But you know what’s the most annoying thing in the universe?
I don´t mean the world, I mean the entire fucking universe…
is when a white man makes a brother impersonation.

SFX: Yeah! And Laughter.

CR: You know what I’m talking about.
“I be trippin all week”.
They all know how to talk hood.
They do it in buses, in parks… on twitter!
And I’m telling you this takes practice.
But two can play that game.

SFX: Laughter

CR: I want the world to know two can play that game.
So... I’m targeting the chinese.
1.3 billion chinese will know about my impersonation. 
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