IVR Fake Gift Card Humor Hotline

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IVR Fake Gift Card Humor Hotline 
This will be a fake IVR promotion for gift cards. The end product should be humorous, but with the humor coming from a fairly straight read of the script.

Script contains Mature language and content that some may find offensive. 
2011-10-25 16:25:15 GMT
2011-10-26 11:20:16 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
To be defined
IVR, voicemail, phone systems, and on-hold messages
Script Legnth
English - USA and Canada
Young Adult Female OR Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Female OR Middle Age Male OR Senior Female OR Senior Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
Not defined
The voice seeker is willing to hire either union or non-union talents for this project

Script Details

custom demo required. Script contains Mature language and content that some may find offensive. 
Hello and thank you for calling the ********************************* In order to stimulate consumer spending this holiday season, this phone line has been created as a free resource with instructions on how every *********************************************************************************************************************
[ALT: Also record the paragraph WITHOUT the 2 “this Holiday Season” references]

If you would like a *********************************************************
If you would like**********************************************************
If you would like a *************************************************************
If you would like a **********************************************************
If you would like a *****************************************************
If you would prefer to receive **************************************************************************************

PRESS 1, 2, 3 or 4
Thank you. To receive a ***************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** - so that you can begin doing your part to stimulate the economy. When they ask you to pay for the gift card, you have several options. You can give them 2 $50 bills or 5 $20 bills or 10 $10 bills or 20 $5 bills or 100 $1 bills, or you can give them a bag full of 400 quarters. Regardless of which option you select, they will then give you the $100 gift card and you can begin spending it however you would like to help stimulate the economy.
[alt: …and you can begin spending it however you would like.]

Be sure to pass this phone number on so that your friends and family know how to receive *******************************
For instructions on how to receive *********************************************

Honestly,**************************************************************** What is this, 1957? You wanna schlep the whole family down to the ***** after church to pick out flower-print jumpers and ******************** No, you don’t. Because nobody shops at *****. What a terrible idea… pressing 4 … You would… I tell you what, if you can find a ****** I think there might still be one in “Pleasantville.” Just walk inside, They’ll be so taken back by the fact that there is a customer that they’ll likely just give you whatever you want in exchange for your company. Trust me, you want cash instead. God knows how you’ll spend it, but press 9 for details on how to receive *************************************************************

Thank you. As an American citizen, there are many ways to receive ************. The first, and most popular method is by getting a job. With the national minimum wage around $7, it would take you roughly 15 hours of work for you to receive your*******With the right work experience and/or education, you may be able to find a job where you could receive your **** in as little as an hour or two.
But if working for your money sounds too unreasonable, an easier way to receive your ********* is to sell possessions you don’t need anymore – like old clothing, electronics, blood, or kidneys. You can usually find buyers for all of these items on ************.
If you don't have any possessions to sell, you can simply find, take, and sell possessions belonging to other people and sell those. If you have no prior history of this type of behavior, you will likely be forgiven quickly by friends, family, and/or police.
Regardless of the method you choose, once you have received your **********************************************************************************************************************************, or, your************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** 
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