IVR Fake Gift Card Humor Hotline

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IVR Fake Gift Card Humor Hotline 
This will be a fake IVR promotion for gift cards. The end product should be humorous, but with the humor coming from a fairly straight read of the script.

Script contains Mature language and content that some may find offensive. 
2011-10-26 11:20:44 GMT
2011-11-02 17:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 100 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.

Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
To be defined
IVR, voicemail, phone systems, and on-hold messages
See Script
English - USA and Canada
Young Adult Female OR Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Female OR Middle Age Male OR Senior Female OR Senior Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email
• Deliver edited and finished voice tracks
The Voice Actor should have at least 3 years of experience in the voice industry.
The voice seeker is willing to hire either union or non-union talents for this project

Script Details

custom demo required. Script contains Mature language and content that some may find offensive. 
Hello and thank you for calling the ********************************. In order to stimulate consumer spending this holiday season, this phone line has been created as a free resource with instructions on how every American citizen can receive a $100 gift certificate or gift card from a merchant of your choice this Holiday Season.

If you would like a $100 gift card usable at any Best Buy location, press 1.

If you would prefer to receive cash in lieu of a gift card, press 6 for instructions on how to receive $100 in cash or remain on the line


Thank you. To receive a $100 gift card from ********, just follow these simple instructions. First, travel to your nearest ******** retail location. Then go to a cashier or customer service desk and tell them you would like a $100 gift card. - so that you can begin doing your part to stimulate the economy. When they ask you to pay for the gift card, you have several options. You can give them 2 $50 bills or 5 $20 bills or 10 $10 bills or 20 $5 bills or 100 $1 bills, or you can give them a bag full of 400 quarters. Regardless of which option you select, they will then give you the $100 gift card and you can begin spending it however you would like to help stimulate the economy.

Be sure to pass this phone number on so that your friends and family know how to receive THEIR $100 gift cards as well.
For instructions on how to receive $100 in cash instead of a gift card, press 9.


Thank you. As an American citizen, there are many ways to receive $100 in cash. The first, and most popular method is by getting a job. With the national minimum wage around $7, it would take you roughly 15 hours of work for you to receive your $100. With the right work experience and/or education, you may be able to find a job where you could receive your $100 in as little as an hour or two.
But if working for your money sounds too unreasonable, an easier way to receive your $100 cash is to sell possessions you don?t need anymore ? like old clothing, electronics, blood, or kidneys. You can usually find buyers for all of these items on *************
If you don't have any possessions to sell, you can simply find, take, and sell possessions belonging to other people and sell those. If you have no prior history of this type of behavior, you will likely be forgiven quickly by friends, family, and/or police.
Regardless of the method you choose, once you have received your $100 in cash, you can either bring it to a ********** restaurant where you can exchange it for approximately 420 *****************, or, your $100 now qualifies you to receive a $100 gift card from one of our participating retailers. For more information on how to receive your $100 gift card, please hang up and call back. 
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