Humor Hotline End of the World ZDLTK53307201933X
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2012-09-18 13:46:41 GMT
2012-09-20 13:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada)
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Hello. Thank you for calling the End of the World advice hotline. As you may have heard, the Mayans have predicted the end of the world to occur on December 21, 2012. That, is bad. BUT, it’s not ALL bad news.
The following is the Mayans’ official list of suggested life changes to make because the world is ending.
- Stop buying gold; start buying cocaine.
- Stop doing charity – unless Charity is the name of a hot stripper.
- And finally, (pause), have sex. Have LOTS of sex. Consent is still required, monogamy and post-coital cuddling are optional, but there is officially no longer any need for CONDOMS!
In conclusion… The world is going to end. There’s nothing you can do about it. So you might as well go out with a bang. So pass this phone number on to spread the word that EVERYONE should heed the Mayans ‘ advice: “Carpe the Diem!” That’s a Mayan expression that means “Eat, drink, and frank!”.
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