Hanukkah Harry Hotline

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Hanukkah Harry Hotline 
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Our "Call to Santa" Humor Hotline receives millions of phone calls each December. We are hoping that a "Hanukkah Harry" Humor Hotline can similarly provide holiday humor in the Jewish community. We have a few thoughts on what type of voice/accent we're looking for, but are definitely open to whatever sounds best, likely a sterotypical NYC jew or an old country jewish/yiddish accent. It should be a relatively quick-paced read - definitely not too fast or rushed, but just quick enough to keep the caller listening, hold their attention, and not give them a chance to get bored (and hang up). 
2008-11-24 15:30:03 GMT
2008-11-28 15:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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6 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 2 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 50 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 27 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.

Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
To be defined
IVR, voicemail, phone systems, and on-hold messages
No
Approximately 60 seconds (maybe a little longer, maybe a little shorter)
English - USA and Canada
Yiddish, Jewish, NYC Jew, Rabbi
Middle Age Male OR Senior Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
Not defined
The voice seeker is willing to hire either union or non-union talents for this project

Script Details

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Script provided by the seeker:

[Ring] Hello! This is Hanukah Harry with an important message for the entire Jewish community – the Super-Jews, the Semi-Jews, even the Pseudo-Jews who only consider yourselves Jew-ISH. [emphasis on the "ISH"]
Ok, due to the current economic crisis, I, Hanukah Harry, am officially cutting Hanukah IN HALF! That’s right, Hanukah is now 4 nights instead of 8. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and, thanks to that George W. Bozo guy, our economy is pretty much f-cked right now! By cutting Hanukah in half, you will spend half as much money on presents, you will need half as many candles for the menorah, etcetera, etcetera.
So who am I to make such a decision you might ask? Well, I already told you, I’m Hanukah Harry! - the Head Honcho of Hanukah, the Master of the Menorah, the Diabolical Dreidel Dude! Some people think I’m a fictional character created in 1989 when Jon Lovitz portrayed me in the Saturday Night Live skit: “The Night Hannukah Harry Saved Christmas” - but that is simply not true! I’ve been around THOUSANDS of years - thanks to a healthy diet of Potato Latkes, Bagels and Lox, Noodle Kugel, Chopped Liver, and Matzo Ball Soup!
Anyway, enough about me. I’ve set up this Hanukah Hotline to share a very important message. So please, pass this phone number on and help spread the word:
HANUKAH… HAS BEEN CUT… IN HALF!
I’m Hanukah Harry and I approved this message. 
Sample for auditions:

[Ring] Hello! This is Hanukah Harry with an important message for the entire Jewish community – the Super-Jews, the Semi-Jews, even the Pseudo-Jews who only consider yourselves Jew-ISH. [emphasis on the "ISH"]
Ok, due to the current economic crisis, I, Hanukah Harry, am officially cutting Hanukah IN HALF! That’s right, Hanukah is now 4 nights instead of 8. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and, thanks to that George W. Bozo guy, our economy is pretty much f-cked right now! By cutting Hanukah in half, you will spend half as much money on presents, you will need half as many candles for the menorah, etcetera, etcetera.
So who am I to make such a decision you might ask? Well, I already told you, I’m Hanukah Harry! - the Head Honcho of Hanukah, the Master of the Menorah, the Diabolical Dreidel Dude!  
Please note that you should only use the script or your recording of it for auditioning purposes. The script is property, unless otherwise specified, of the voice seeker and it is protected by international copyright laws.

Voice-Seeker Details

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2008-11-04
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