Gay Marriage Debate Joke Line ZDLTK152037523509X
This script is a satirical spoof on arguments against gay marriage. This is meant to be read over the phone to a dial-in audience and, as such, should be read quickly and matter-of-factly enough so that the caller doesn't lose interest or become distracted enough to hang up. We want a read that's quick, but not unnaturally so. The caller should be able to understand everything being said and there should be no dramatic pauses or drawn out pronunciations. We have a strong preference for talents who are able to do ISDN or phone patching, but these are not requirements.
2010-04-30 13:34:05 GMT
2010-05-07 13:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada)
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Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 100 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
The Voice Actor should be located in:
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Approx 400 Words
English - ANY
Young Adult Female OR Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Female OR Middle Age Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
This is a non-union project
Yes***This script is a satirical spoof on arguments against gay marriage. This is meant to be read over the phone to a dial-in audience and, as such, should be read quickly and matter-of-factly enough so that the caller doesn't lose interest or become distracted enough to hang up. We want a read that's quick, but not unnaturally so. The caller should be able to understand everything being said and there should be no dramatic pauses or drawn out pronunciations.
Thanks for calling the Gay Marriage Debate-line. You are about to hear 5 fair and balanced arguments for why Gay Marriage is wrong and should be illegal in America. You will then have an opportunity to register YOUR opinion on the issue.
#1) Change is ALWAYS bad and it can NEVER be adapted to.
That is why women still can not vote, why slavery is still legal, and why America has failed to adapt to societal changes like electricity, telephones, or the internet.
#2) Marriage is a sacred institution and legalizing GAY marriage would ruin the purity and sanctity of STRAIGHT marriages
like the 55-hour-long, just-for-fun marriage by Britney Spears and all 26 of the collective marriages of American icons Kenny Rogers, Martin Scorcese, Liz Taylor, and Larry King (5 each for Kenny and Martin; 8 each for Liz and Larry).
#3) Gay marriage is not supported by certain religions.
And since the First Ammendment to the Constitution and the whole “Separation of Church and State” thing was just a suggestion, we should probably just ignore it.
#4) It was Adam and EVE, not Adam and STEVE. We must not forget this!
(We can forget about how the first few generations after Adam and Eve couldn’t have been possible without lots of incestuous ‘brother-sister sex’, but we must remember the Adam and Eve part!)
#5) Legalizing gay marriage will only encourage people to become gay.
In much the same way that the American Disabilities Act encouraged people to become disabled and the Civil Rights Act encouraged people to become black.
Ok. You have just heard five fair and balanced arguments for why gay marriage should be illegal. If you agree with these arguments and think that gays and lesbians should NOT be allowed to marry, press one now. (very slight pause, like half a second) If you understand sarcasm and recognize the ridiculously illogical nature of these arguments, press two now to show your SUPPORT for the legalization of gay marriage.
(Pause) Again, press 1 if you are AGAINST gay marriage. Press 2 if you SUPPORT gay marriage.
Thanks. You are one of MILLIONS of Americans in support of Gay Marriage. Please feel free to pass this phone number on to help spread the word that marriage should be an option for ANY couple and that denying it is about as logical as the “fair and balanced” arguments you just heard.
Please note that you should only use the script or your recording of it for auditioning purposes. The script is property, unless otherwise specified, of the voice seeker and it is protected by international copyright laws.
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