Funny Rock and Stump Spot

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Funny Rock and Stump Spot 
Stump and Rock are totally immobile objects of nature. Not puppets, no CG mouths. We'd shoot it straight with framing and editing as though they're two people standing on a street corner watching the world go by. They're buddies. Have been for a long time (they don't get around much). One day, Rock notices a problem. Stump has a big smear of a new kind of deer attractant on his bark. Which means Stump is about to be accosted by a deer, licked and chewed and otherwise violated. What to do? Hilarity ensues.

Open to sarcasm, subtlety, and new ideas for dialogue. Not looking for totally cartoony/over the top voices. 
2014-04-02 20:03:24 GMT
2014-04-04 20:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
To be defined
Via TV: National
30 Seconds
English - USA and Canada
Three characters: one is a tree stump, the other is a rock (small boulder), the other is a stuffed squirrel Yep, Stump, Rock, and Squirrel.Stump is the bigger, more vulnerable and slightly more slow-witted of the two. He's no dummy, but he's not going to wow anyone with his vibrant personality or witty sophistication. He's generally underestimated and overlooked, being that he's pretty much been hacked down to a nub of his former self.Rock is a little more caustic, rough around the edges. Gravelly voice? Maybe. He a little more quick on the uptake, more street smart than Stump. No reason he couldn't be a female, as long as she is clearly the brains of the duo who takes no crap from anyone. Squirrel is stuffed, mounted lifelike on a tree that is peers around to chime in with random yet accurate info regrading the impending doom. Think Steve Buscemi in Armageddon.
Middle Age Female OR Middle Age Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email
• Deliver edited and finished voice tracks AND
• Provide voice direction
Not defined
This is a non-union project

Script Details

custom demo required 
Rock: Hey Stump, you up?
Stump: (Yawns) Yeah, whattup.
Rock: You got something on your bark.
Stump: Where? Here?
Rock: Lower.
Stump: Gah! What is that?
Rock: That is Donkey Butter.”
Stump: Donkey Bu--?
Rock: Shh! No time. It’s the new ultra strength attractant paste from Primos.
Squirrel: It comes in a handy tube so hunters can pack it, open it, and smear it right where they want deer to stand.
SFX: (Twig cracks, buck grunts)
Stump: What was that?!
Rock: That is one hungry buck. Hide.
Stump: (Grunts) Like this?
Rock: (Realizing Stump can't move an inch but doesn't want to burst his ballon.) Ummm. Yeah. You're good.
Rock: Stump, no matter what, I'll be here for you in the morning.
Stump: Dude, you rock. 
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