Frosty the Snowman's voicemail

Submit Audition/Proposal on this Project
Rate this Project

Project Main Details

Frosty the Snowman's voicemail 
This is a humorous spoof of Frosty the Snowman (to be heard to a dial-in/listening audience on a phone line - a "Humor Hotline" - so it can't be a slow/dramatic read with lots of pauses or the caller will get bored and hang up). So, whatever cartoon-like voice you think would best personify Frosty. Starts off happy/jolly, then turns emotional/angry and/or panicky/frightened. 
2009-11-13 16:18:04 GMT
2009-11-20 16:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
Yes (click here to learn more about Voice123's SmartCast)
0 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 85 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 16 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.

Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
To be defined
Adult content
Approximately 60 seconds (roughly)
English - USA and Canada
Frosty the Snowman (whatever you think a cartoon-like
Young Adult Male AND Middle Age Male AND Senior Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
Not defined
This is a non-union project

Script Details

Starts off happy/jolly, then turns emotional/angry and/or panicky/frightened. 
[Jolly/Happy voice to start]
Hello, kids. I'm Frosty the Snowman and I have a special message for all the boys and girls out there making snowmen this winter:
[Voice switches abruptly to emotional/angry and/or panicky/frightened]
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ******* STOP!!! What kind of sick, twisted people are you!? We're made of SNOW! But you leave us standing around in the sun all day and let the heat melt away our fragile, powdery bodies?! Do you know how wrong that is? It's not like you give us little snow legs or a snow wheelchair so we can move out of the f*cking sun! No, you just sit us out there and watch as our bodies disintegrate and fall apart piece by piece! Do you know what that feels like? Imagine if I poured battery acid all over you and your skin began burning and bubbling until you melted away to nothing! That's what the f*cking sun does to us snowmen! And do you even care that all the dogs in the neighborhood feel the need to urinate on us? It's humiliating! Do you get off on giving life to a species that has absolutely no means of self-defense and then just torturing us for days or weeks at a time? What the **** did we ever do to you?!?
No wonder Santa hates you! I'll see you in hell! 
Voice123 Note: Names, links, and contact information have been replaced by "*" symbols. If you have been invited to submit an audition or proposal for this project, you can sign in to see this information in full.
Please note that you should only use the script or your recording of it for auditioning purposes. The script is property, unless otherwise specified, of the voice seeker and it is protected by international copyright laws.

Voice-Seeker Details

Sign in to display the company name (if applicable)


Voice123 Team Comments

Voice123 consultations with this voice seeker regarding this project and/or other projects by this voice seeker, via phone, chat, and/or email.

unchecked This project - phone.

checked Previous projects - phone.

unchecked This project - email or chat.

checked Previous projects - email or chat.

checked Corporate web site for this voice-seeker confirmed by Voice123

Note: Voice123 strives to establish the legitimacy of all projects posted. However, Voice123 subscribers and users are responsible for confirming information stated by prospective voice seekers, agents and/or clients. Voice123 subscribers and users assume all liability for use of any information found through Voice123, or any of its publications.

This page contains the most important details of this project. If you find the information on this project inaccurate or inappropriate, please let us know by contacting us.

Submit Audition/Proposal on this Project