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Note: We tend to prefer working with voice talents who are able to do ISDN, phone patching, or those who will allow us to listen in to the recording via speakerphone, but these are not requirements. 2010-02-08 14:52:29 GMT 2010-02-14 23:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Yes (click here to learn more about ) Closed 0 0 0 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far. Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 100 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
• Phone Patch OR
• Source Connect OR
• Audio files must be delivered via email
Keep in mind that this is a HUMOROUS script but the humor will come from the script itself - the read should still sound real/professional (as though the subject matter were something completely normal). Thank you for calling FARTS, the Flatulence Awareness, Respect, and Trust Society.
Our mission, and the goal of the Farts-line you’ve just called, is to promote the many health benefits of flatulence, to encourage farting at work, school, and home, and to eliminate the universal stigma that, for centuries, has been inexplicably associated with farting, an act, mind you, that is as natural as breathing!
DEFINITION: A fart is nothing more than an anal escape of intestinal gas formed by naturally-occurring chemical reactions in the body.
FACT: EVERYONE farts.
FACT: On average, people produce half a liter of fart gas per day and distribute it over an average of 14 to 30 farts per day.
FACT: Many doctors believe that HOLDING-IN farts can lead to pathological distention of the bowel and that the effort to stifle or retain fart gasses can actually cause hemorrhoids!
So ask your doctor or pharmacist about the many health benefits of farting, and remember,
Farts are only gross if your face is close.
So please, pass this phone number on to help spread the word:
Fart loudly! Fart proudly!
Because it’s never smart, to hold-in your fart.
And now a quick word from our FARTS-certified Board of Directors:
(5 different voices for the 5 one-liners?)
- Remember, it’s only gross, if your face is close.
- It’s healthy to fart, just be sure not to SHART
- For some fart-filled lovin’, try a Dutch Oven!
- Fourteen farts a day keeps the gastroenterologist away!
- Ask your doctor or pharmacist if Flatulence is right for you!
But don’t just take our word for it. and please, spread the word:
Fourteen farts a day keeps the gastroenterologist away!
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