Duncan the Scotsman

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Duncan the Scotsman 
Duncan is cantankerous Scotsman with a red mustache and a plaid tam-o'shanter.

He has jets where his legs might be.
And Golf Clubs where you might expect arms.

Because Duncan is a Robot. And this is the Future. And you are playing Miniature Golf.

In his younger days (of which there are far too many) Duncan earned a PhD in advanced Mathematics. Also: He is an elite professional golfer with a specialty in putting.

Maybe he is not exactly an alcoholic, but at this moment he is painfully craving a drink.

He has a terrible headache, and it is only made worse by where he finds himself.
Despite his past achievements, Duncan is now reduced to working as a Caddie on a Miniature Golf Course. Of course, this is a very special Miniature Golf Course, where everything is related to the study of Math. Duncan serves as a Math Tutor as well as a Mini Golf Caddy.

The tragedy is that Duncan, with all his genius, has to work for simpleton like you - trying to teach you to play golf and to understand Math. It is a hideous waste of his talent. According to him. 
2011-10-19 09:39:40 GMT
2011-10-21 12:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) 
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Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Flexible Price - USD 200
150 lines
English - ANY
Middle Age Male
• Audio files must be delivered via FTP/Dropbox/Google Drive/cloud
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
Not defined
This is a non-union project

Script Details

Custom demo required - Scottish accent 
01 INTRO (close-up -- player presses "start")

Hello there, Muckie,
This is a grand course... if ye wanna learn maths!
I’m yer Caddie-Bot.
Call me Duncan
I have a PhD,
and a USB,
and a handicap of Negative Three
and I have been the Caddie-Bot in this course since….

< impatient>
-since before you were born !

< indignant >
so just maybe I know one or two things about this game?

< working up an outrage >
Listen to me and -

< sputtering mad >
ye just might learn something.

02 TOUR START (Long shot)

Here’s your first hole.
It is an easy hole. Easy putting.
Easy Maths.
It’s a Par 6.
A pro – like me - can do this in 4 strokes.

With me eyes closed.

How aboot ye? 
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