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Douchepuncher is a rage-filled anti-hero with a strict moral code who has been pushed beyond his breaking point by a world gone douche. He is some strange combination of Michael Douglas in Falling Down, Brock Samson in Venture Brothers and The Punisher.

Douchepuncher is also a throwback to cheesily gritty 80s action heroes – think Stallone in Over The Top or Jean Claude Van Damme in Kickboxer. Facially, he is an exaggerated combination of Stallone, The Boz and He-Man.

The recurring gag of the shorts is that some douche performs a small, almost trivial example of thoughtlessness, condescension or ego-centric posturing – which prompts Douchepuncher to appear and terminate that person with extreme prejudice. It’s a gag meant to police social behavior, but also to make you morally uncomfortable about doing so. Both contributing to and satirizing the internet outrage machine.

Douchepuncher delivers uncompromising moral proclamations at the end of every short, direct to camera. It will be important to sell the earnest anger and passion behind these little “lessons.” 
2015-07-06 21:47:09 GMT
2015-07-16 14:00:00 (GMT -08:00) Pacific Time (US & Canada) 
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Project Parameters

The Voice Actor should be located in:
Fixed - USD 100
Via TV, Internet: Nationally
English - USA and Canada
Vocal touchstones might be Leopold (Superintendent Chalmers’ strongman) from The Simpsons, Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry, or Patrick Warburton as Brock Samson in Venture Brothers. However, we are open to any interpretation that makes the character your own and gives him a little extra dimension.
Young Adult Male OR Middle Age Male OR Senior Male
• Audio files must be delivered via email
There are no special pre-, post-, or production requirements for this project.
Not defined
This is a non-union project

Script Details

custom demo required 
Two variations on an enraged yell, followed by angry panting/hyper-ventilating.

After pummeling a know-it-all: “The words you use have real, concrete, at times mathematically-defined meanings. If you do not actually know them, then SHUT THE FU--“ Feel free to finish the phrase. In-scene, we’d cut it off mid-obscenity with a hard cut to credits.

Delivered as a deadly serious warning: “Never use Comic Sans.”

In response to someone telling him they love horses, which makes him automatically suspicious: “NO ONE loves horses! Not really.”

Delivered in exhaustion, justifying why he just savagely beat up a horse: “Just, just…sitting there…quietly plotting…genocide.”

Amongst the nonsense, some Douchepuncher proclamations will be unexpectedly poignant and topical. Perhaps begin this read with a throat-clearing, and then deliver with matter-of-fact poise and a lucid quickness: “Racism describes unequal and harmful power relationships in a society, that are often only felt or indeed visible to the victims of that inequity. To deny them their outrage is to explicitly support and enjoy the very power disparity they seek to overcome, making you in fact, in action and in intention, [quick transition here from professorial to barely restrained anger] a filthy racist. I don’t care how many of your friends are black.” 
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