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Again, this should be humorous, so have fun!
Thanks a lot and best of luck!
2012-06-13 11:53:00 GMT 2012-06-15 12:00:00 (GMT -05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada) Yes (click here to learn more about ) Closed 0 0 0 direct invitation(s) have been sent by the voice seeker resulting in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far. Voice123 SmartCast is seeking 100 auditions and/or proposals for this project (approx.) Invitations sent by SmartCast have resulted in 0 audition(s) and/or proposal(s) so far.
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If you are suffering from Pneumonia. We recommend just saying “Pneumonia” over and over again. You won't get any better, but it sure is fun to say. Pnnneeeuuumoooonnnniaaaaa
If you are suffering from the hiccups, listen very carefully. First, find a paper bap, next go to[interruption] BOO!!!
If you have pinworms, genital warts, and/or anal leakage, [shiver sound] seriously?! That’s just gross. [shiver sound] We recommend keeping that to yourself and never telling anyone! [more shiver sound]
If you are suffering from the common cold, take a good hard look in the mirror and ask yourself: “when did I become such a [bleep]ng [bleep]ssy? Seriously, it’s a [bleep]ing cold!”
If you suffer from Attention Deficit Disorder, we recommend carefully focusing on completing individual tasks. Tasks. That’s a weird word. Spaghetti is a weird word too. I had spaghetti for dinner last night. I wonder if Justin Bieber likes Spaghetti… Wait, what was I talking about?
If you think you may be going deaf [speech becomes loud and deliberate] I AM SO SORRY!!! THAT MUST BE AWFUL!!!
If you are bleeding profusely you will need to apply a tourniquet. Tie a non-elastic material several inches above the injury. Tie the loose ends around a stick, and twist the stick to increase the pressure until the bleeding stops. No jokes here as bleeding profusely is serious stuff! Good luck.
If you suffer from obesity, we recommend eating less, exercising more, or finding fatter friends. You could also try to actively fatten up your existing friends, but this could take considerably longer, and your friends may become suspicious.
If you are suffering from an uncontrollable, hacking cough, there is no better remedy than a night at a crowded movie theater. Misery loves company… and hates chick flicks. [Hacking cough sound] [Shhhhh!]
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